| The Funnies Just random stuff emailed to me |
| A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people words," the teacher said. She asked a child in the class what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." the child said. "You mean you went to visit your grandmother," the teacher said. "Remember to use big people words." She then asked another kid. "I took a ride on the choo-choo," replied the boy. The teacher immediately corrected him. "No, you mean you rode on the train." Next she asked another boy in the class. The boy smiled and replied "I read a book." "That's wonderful," said the teacher. "What book did you read?" The little boy thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit!" |
| Winnie the Poo? |
| The Packer Teacher Submitted by Beth Arena A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packer Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Packer Fans too. Not knowing what a Packer Fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is however, one holdout in the crowd. The teacher asks him why he deceided to be different. "Because I'm not a Packer Fan," he said. "Then what are you?" asks the teacher. "I'm a PROUD Bear's Fan!" boasts the little boy. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Beacuse my parents are Bear's Fans, so I'm a Bear's Fan too." said the little boy. The teacher was now angry. "That's no reason," she said. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" The boy smiles and says "Then I'd be a Packer fan." |