Although Global Warming and El Nino have made fall feel more like summer, Winter will be here before we're ready.
We have bonus programs for those who can survive an entire season of swinging chairs to Joey's ass or telling him if his boots fit right. Don't forget to read the fine print.
If you are coming back, call your boss or us (802-464-4223) because we might not bother to call you. Don't forget to fill out all your paper work and bring more ID than you would to the airport. Even if you filed out a I-9 within the last 3-years as legally required, we're going to do it again b/c we like the power trip.
We welcome to the fist edition of Snow Job. With your input this can be a weekly publication. You can anomaously submit news, satire, stories, classifieds or any format you wish, to our Yahoo Group.
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How We Spent Our Summer Vacation
Pounding Nails . . . Like nails in a coffin, ASC stock has been de-listed from the Market (NYSE) and is now only a penny stock. This ends the ski slope like decline in the SKI ticker symbol . ASC stock opened at $18 and like Ripcord Plummeted to $8 right away. Then like River Run it slowly dropped to $5 and traversed at $3. In the end it was selling like a time share in the Grand Summit Hotel at $0.80.
Pounding More Nails . . . An ASC subsidiary has defaulted on its loans. Arthur Anderson is no longer our auditor and a re-audit of recent years has been ordered. See details in PR or online. And More Carpentry . . . Cuzzins will now serve burgers, but you still get to take a hike if you want the bathroom.
Mount Snow Quiz
1. What other mountain originally shared the SKI ticker symbol with Mt Snow? 2. Can you go to Haystack on your day off? 3. What ski resort has freed itself from ASC? 4. What did we rename this year, for no good reason? 5. How Much did ASC CEO William Fair make last year? 6. What % of ASC employees have health care?
