Name: Daniel the dunk king Tape

Age: 17

Position: Superstar

Height: A towering 5ft 11ft nothing but all man.

Shoe type: Thongs

Favourtie quote: U call that a 360 dunk you play ball like a cat.

History: I was in the gangs in LA until I was 15 when I heard about the Gades and moved straight from the NBA to play with some quality players.

Craziest Team mate: Have to be old school Liam looks so swarve in his 80's gear, I sometimes get aroused know what i'm sayen.

Fave fan sign: You can lay up while i lay your mum

Fave food: Mexican I love it, cleans out the colon

Does your mum love it? She digs it hardcore

Who else loves it? Speaking off digging man J-Lo i'd like to dig her a hole wink wink.

Renegades do it what style? Fucken old skoooool style brother is there any other way for the gades?

Fave towel whipper? Rob he's real rough.

Best ref? The young hot one i couldn't play i was so turned on.

Out of 10 how good is Pootie Tang? 11/10
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