"Welcome to Raw is Jericho"
Finally, after being fired at the hands of Eric Bicshoff after losing a your fired match against John Cena, Chris Jericho is returning to the WWE. After much anticipation,The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla will once again set foot in the sqaured circle and go one on one with another WWE Superstar. On Raw, 5th of May 2006, The Larger than Life Legend Chris Jericho, will take on the American Hero, and the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle. WWE Aggression looks set to be the start of a new era for Y2j Chris Jericho, starting with a win against Kurt Angle, he aims to climb to the top of the mountain, and never look back.
|The cameras cut the the backstage area, where it shows a white limo with blacked out windows arivving, the camera man gets closer, and as the door opens, none other... than... Y2J Chris Jericho, the living legend steps out of limo, as the crowd go wild. Jericho looks around the arena, and breaths in the air as if to welcome himself back. The familiar sticking up pony tail in pefect tact, and his shiny waste coat glittering in the headlights of the limo flicker generously as Jericho heads further and further into the arena. Micheal Cole meets him in the coridor.|
"Smackdowns Own" Micheal Cole | Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho! Welcome back to the WWE, Can i ask...
|Chris Jericho puts his hand up as if to say stop.|
"Larger Than Life" Chris Jericho | Just wait Junior... just wait.
|Jericho smiles sweetly at a bewildered Michael cole and walks off further into the arena still.|
"The King" Jerry Lawler | Its Chris Jericho! Jericho is here JR!
"Gold Old" Jim Ross | It Looks like he is heading out here King! Jericho is back folks!
---------- WWE Aggression goes to a commercial break ----------
WWE Aggression comes back on air, its game on, the hype is happening, the first Raw is just around the corner, and it guarentues to be sold out as superstars such as The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and The Game Triple H look set for a quick fired return to the Wrestling Entertainment Business.
"Gold Old" Jim Ross | Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to WWE Aggression. We have an awesome night of action set for Monday Night Raw folks!
"The King" Jerry Lawler | Hey JR, Raw is going to be HOT! Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, all on one show!
"Gold Old" Jim Ross | Not to mention Edge, Carlito, John Cena and The Undertaker! I cant wait to see these Superstars in action, this Raw features King Of The Ring qualifiers!
"The King" Jerry Lawler | Winning the King of the Ring can elevate some peoples carears into Stardom, JR. Edge and Carlito will firmly have their eyes on that trophy!
|The lights in the arena go out, just as Jerry Lawler finishes his sentence. The crowd wonder who it might be, then it all becomes clearer, as  the countdown begins on the titontron, the countdown to Y2J. The fans go wild, and join in the countdown, the ladies begin to scream louder as the countdown draws to a close. Again the arena goes pitch black, the buzz of the fans and eve rpresent anticipation fills the arena. A pale blue light flashes trough the arena and the outline of an outstretched human being can be saw. The outline of Y2J Chris Jericho, doing his trademark, back to the fans entrance is visualised. The arena lights up again as "Break The Walls Down" echoes through the arena, and Jericho graces the fans with his presence by turning to face them. The crowd go wild, as Jericho reacts to his ovation by doings his trademark arm arising, with the look of anguish but detirmination on his face. The highlight of the night looks around the arena with his cheesey smile on his face. The begins to walk down the ramp again taking in every cheer and chant from the fans. After climbing the ring steps he does his usual grab of the ropes and apron stomp, before slipping into the ring. Jericho grabs a mic, and the fans quiet down and await the speech of the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla.|
"Larger Than Life" Chris Jericho | WELCOME TO RAW... IS... JERICHO! There isn't a more fitting time in Y2J Chris Jericho's carear, to return to the wrestling entertainment business than now. So when Vince McMahon get in contact, and he said (*Puts on a Vince McMahon voice, and stature about himself*) "Hey Chris, its Vince... how would you like to return to the WWE, we have to make it quick, I need money quick Chris, and your the Larger Than Life Living Legend, and you can make me money Chris. Why... why your the King of The World Chris, how abou..." (*Puts on his own voice and stature again*) WILL YOU PLEAASSSEEE, SHUT... THE... HELL... UPPP! Mr McMahon, with all do respect, even if you didn't offer me a contract here in WWE, I was going to waltz back in here Junior, because I am the best this business had, and now I am back to retain my thrown, Larger than life, living legend, WWE Undisputed Champion. As no-one will need reminding, I was the first ever Undisputed Champion. Now im out here not just to talk crap and mumbo jumbo about how I am Larger than Life, I havnt been gone that long, you all obviously havn't forgotten, so lets look ahead, Monday Night, Raw Is Jericho.
|Jericho stops for abit of respite, as the fans begin to go wild with the mention of Raw Is Jericho. As Jericho moves the mic close to his lips again, the fans quiten down.|
"Larger Than Life" Chris Jericho | Monday Night, Raw is Jericho, is take on Kurt Angle. The Ayotallah of Rock and Rolla vs the Olympic Ass-Clown. The Larger than Life Living Legend vs The Milk and Cookie Jackass. Y2J Chris Jericho vs Kurt Angle Junior. What im saying is, Kurt Angle, I am the man of 1004 Holds, The Messiah of Mediocrity, so when you step into the ring with me, you better be ready junior. You go on, about how you gonna snap peoples ankles, blah blah blah, Kurt, you cant break down the Wall of Jericho, so you bette rnot be thinking, for some strange reason, that you are going to defeat me, and ecspecially by a submission, but Submission is my game sonshine. Walls of Jericho vs The Ankle Lock? Its not contest Kurt, every superstar in the back fears the wrath of The Wlls Of Jericho, and yo are going to be the first one in my new era to be beaten my it Kurt. I have no problem wrestling you Kurt, because baby... I am Y-2-J.
|Jericho agains stops for respite as the fans start to chant "Y2J" at him. Jericho calmly rotates his shoulders as if getting ready to go again, but stops as the crowd are still going crazy. The living legend lives the moment and and does his familiar stretch out of the arms, as if to say he is feeling the crowd. He puts the mic to his lips and begins to speak again.|
"Larger Than Life" Chris Jericho | So, after Raw on Monday, where does Chris Jericho go next? Il answer you that now, GOLD baby. Its a fact that no-one in this business looks better with gold, than me. Kurt Angle will whine about how his gold medals look great around his neck, well Kurt, can I make a suggestion? Stick your gold medals up your ass! When I am done with you, youll have no pride left in you apart from being able to say, my carear was ended by the Living Legend, Larger than life, Chris Jericho Baby! Anyway... back to the gold. Vince McMahon better be taking note of me here, because I am deadly serious, I am after gold in this business! Vince McMahon, give me gold junior, i want to see, every Jericholic in this arena wants to see it, and in the back of your mind yes, oh yes, in the back of your mind, even you want Y2J Chris Jericho representing WWE in Sports Entertainment!
| Y2J takes a quick breather, with the same cheeky, smarmy smile on his face.|
"Larger Than Life" Chris Jericho | And lastly, but not leastly, I am giving out a warning to every superstar in the back. If you people want to disrespect, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollaaaa, they you will pay! I am Chris Jericho, larger than life, living legend, dont think I am here to make up the numbers, no baby, I am here to teach all of you ass-clowns in the back how to wrestle. And every junior in the back thinking they can take me, like I said, ill wrestle you anyday baby, because I am Y-2-J! Anybody who even considers stepping into the squared circle with me, will nevvvv... (*the crowd begin to join in, and Jericho stops, and with a cheesy smile says*) ...wait for in, I no all you Jericholics have been waiting for the highlight of the night to say this line for a while. As I was saying you will Nevvvveeerrrr.... eeevvvvvvvvvveeerrrrrr, be the same... AGAIN!
| Chris Jericho drops the mic, to a huge ovation, the fans chat his name, and the cameras flicker as Jericho once more does his outstretched arms actions, and leaves the ring, whilst again reeling in every cheer as he goes up the ramp, before finally disappearing behind the curtain.|
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