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#1 - 13/07/07 - New York Times Square Scene: The scene begins with Chris Jericho standing in the centre of New York Times Square. Jericho is looking up at the Statue of Liberty, and he is attracting quite a crowd. He is acompanies by his wife, the lovely Jessica.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I can't help but think that Times Square NEw York could do with a statue off The King of The World Chris Jericho. Which ever way you look at it, when I beat Mister Kennedy at King of The Ring, There will be nothing between myself, and ultimate greatness. Why not create a statue of the hilight of the night, holding his Intercontinental belt high above his head.
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Chris if your head gets any bigger, you wont be able to put your arm up straight. Now come on we've got alot to do today.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Do excuse me for sounding disrespectful but what in the hell is this? Are you all in on it, some sort of conspiracy to take away my lime light. Jessica you know aswell as anyone, Im not jsut called the highlight of the night for my 'in-ring' abilities. I am a man of many talents.
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: If only you were more focused 'out-ring' as you are in ring, you might suceed there to.
Scene: Jericho goes a little red faced as the in-listening crowd howl with laughter. He hurrys his wife along and they move into the lingerie section of Macys Department Store.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Why the hell did you have to blow me off like that infront of all them people. Do you know how respected I am around these parts babe? I mean what in the hell was that smart ass move all about?
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Im sorry Chris, it was just a joke, what time have you got to be at your Fozzy photo shoot?
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: In about 30 minutes, What the hell is all this crap. I mean other than Mister McMahon when he is seducing his NEw Breed assclowns, who the hell wears this stuff?
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Chris do you know where you are? This is Macy's department store, the most famous store in NEw York, keep it down.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: MACYS DEPARTMENT STORE!? What the hell, where am I, I thought I was in NEw York, not down town Alabama! I mean look at all the nobody rednecks in here! This store needs a real roll of the tounge name, A name to fit the class of myself, because babey I am the next Interconintal Champion, Chris... Jerichooooo! I have it, I have the name that could take this store further than just in America, it could go... say... 'Intercontinental'... The Stores of Jericho. How about that Jessica!? Is that not the greatest name for a department store in history? Hell its a name fit for the King of the Rung.
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Very nice Chris, you just keep quiet and behave yourself will you. Your making a specticle of yourself.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I think you need reminding just who you are married to Jessica. You are married to the first Undisputed Champion in history, The King of the World, Highlight of the night, hell, The Ayatollah of Rock... And... Rollah! I am the purest and most gifted athlete in wrestling history, and I can beat anyone, and I can beat anyone anywhere, because baby, I am Why.. Too. Jay! I dont get told what to do by no-one Jessica, you of all people should no that I am a man... no.. a king, of exercised rights. Whether is that jackass with a silver spoon wedges up his ass that goes by the name of Vinny Mac, whether its you, hell whether its Honky Tonk Man, or even Shop Assistant number 59, I will not be rules. I am the best at whatever I do, and I sure aswell aint gonna hide it.
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Listen baby, I know you can beat Ken Kennedy, 'Sales Assistant 58' knows you can beat Ken Kennedy, but were all tired of hearing when, where, how, what and when your going to do it. Your going to give him 'A Y2J ass beating of a life time', then 'climb up to the top rung', and finally 'take back your belt.'
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I couldn't have said it better myself Jess, for a moment you reminded me why I was married to you. Then I looked up at this hideous store you dragged me round and thought to myself, I dont deserve this, I dont need this crap. I am better than this basement bargain trash!
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Excuse me sir, can I help you?
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Do I look like a man that would never need your help?
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: No sir, its just that I've had alot of complaints about you form customers. They are claiming your rude and unpleasant, and if your not purchasing anything, Im going to have to ask you to leave.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Rude and unpleasant!? How mild mannered is that crap. Did they not mention impulsive, vulgar, ungraceous, inconsiderate or even brusque!?
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: None of them sir, just that they found you highly offensive. I must ask you to leave now.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Ask me then junior, dont soften it with clouds and fluffy pillows.
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Sir, will you please....
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Jerky, will you please, shut... the hell... up! Do you not have any idea who I am?
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Well I...
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Dont answer you sanctimonious son of a bitch. I am going to tell you anyway. I am Chris Jericho, otherwise known as King of This World. Also known as The Highlight of The Night. Some people get weird ingainly pleasure from naming me The Ayatollah of Rock... And... Rollah. But to you big guy, I am... jot this down jackas... 'The next Real Action Wrestling Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho.'
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Well then Chris, The exit is this way if you'd like to follow.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Did you not just listen to a single word I said. I told you what you are to call me, now repeat it loud and proud, before you too recieve an asskicking of a life time, courtesy of Y2J.
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: *Sighs* The next Real Action Wrestling International Champion Chris Jericho, would you please follow me to the exit.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Now Im not saying if there was an International Title, that I wouldn't be the Champion, but lets face it, I probably would be, but you got it wrong jackass. And what is with you, I have eyes and I have legs. Next you'll be getting security to escourt me.
'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Well Chris, its not what I wanted to do but if you wont leave I suppose I will have to.
Scene: Jericho gives an arrogant smirk to the shop assistant. As he turns his back Jericho grabs him by his shirt and throws him into a big display basket of ladies underwear.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Now dont you feel a little bit silly. You have to learn that Jericho is excellent. Now hit the bricks, junior, before you really begin to feel the wrath of the walls of Jericho.
Scene: The shop assistant who is clearly shaken crawls out over the side of the display basket, and quickly rushes away. Jericho calls after him.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: And tell the store manager to reconsider the name for this place! My suggestion is The Store of Jericho! Stores! Of! Jerichoooo!
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Chris, at times, you really are a jerk, you know that.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: And you, dear Jessica, at times are a; filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding trash bag...
Scene: Jessica physically turns red with anger. She is clearly enraged, Chris to realises hes overstepped the mark. He eventually slows down what he is saying, sets out a cheesey grin and proceeds to suck up.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: *clears throat* ... beautiful, sexy, intelligent, witty, smart, oohh and beautiful, did I mention beautiful, Jess?
'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Do you know what Chris, this time... why dont you hit the bricks... JUNIOR!
Scene: Jessica marches off in a fit of rage. Jericho mimics her as she walks off, and calls after her.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Thats it, walk away! Your walking away from the King babey *Quietens down*, And The King dont need you anyway, he's got his Intercontinental belt to worry about.
Scene: The scene fades in as the band are standing chatting to one another. There having a little laugh and a joke at Jessica Jericho's expense.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: And then, wait for this one, As she walks away, I shout to her that shes only good for one thing anyway. The people in that store found me highly humerous. I sometimes have to stop and wonder just why God gave me the power to be so absolutly brilliant.
'Guitar Hero' Rich Ward: What I would give to do JEssica though, Chris. Seriously, shes hot.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: You better shut... thee hell... up assclown, before I give you an ass wipping even your mother would be proud of.
'Ace of Bass' Sean Delson: Wheres the fucking photographer man. They always take the piss.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Patience, Sean... is a virtue. So shut up, quite whinging and bitching like a whore, and get on with it, junior.
'Awesome on Drum' Eric Sanders: Hey Chris, I saw you lost to Brock Lesnar again on SLAM!, Total bummer dude.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Hey Eric, why don't you shut up before I strangle you with your greasy ginger hair. And BRock Lesnar is a lucky son of a bitch. His boyfriend Paul Heyman is there whining in his high pitch voice. What in the World can be more of putting than a man with a pony tail, and a bald patch all in one foul swoop.
'Guitar Star' Mike Martin: Yeah, he whines like a pig.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Gee, Yeah, thats a good one Mike. Now why dont you go back to wiping up your skid marks.
'Guitar Hero' Rich Ward: What the hells your problem today Chris, your worse than your mother on a menstral cycle.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: In case you guys havn't remembered, yours truly; Chris Jericho. Has the biggest match of his Real Action Wrestling carear this Monday at King of The Ring. Its the day when I truly will polish of my King of The World image, with the gold I deserve. There isn't no-one on this earth that is gonna stop me. Brock Lesnar, hell no. Elijah Burke, hell no. Mr Assclown McMAhon, Oh Hell No! And Mister Kennedy, he knows he doesn't have what it takes to keep down Chris Jeircho... He knows...
Scene: The photographer rushes in a cuts Jericho off mid-sentance, which infuriates him. The other band members are amused. The photographer sets up his shoot and gets them ready.
'Smart-Ass Unpunctial' Photographer: Sorry im late guys. I got caught in traffic.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Caught in traffic?! You repulsive son of a bitch. We've been waiting here for just over 30 minutes, and thats precious time for the Human Highlight Reel.
'Smart-Ass Unpunctial' Photographer: Do you know who I am?! I do photoshoots for all the RAW playboy models, and I do the adverts for all the top films, so you better button it, you juvinile little shit.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: What in the world is going on here. You didn't just talk to Y2J like he was a a piece of feecies on the bottom of your shoe. Listen to me you 'juvinile little shit', Il give you 3 seconds to retract that statement before I give you the Y2J beating of a lifetime that Kenneth will be feeling, in just 5 days time. 1...
'Smart-Ass Unpunctial' Photographer: Assholes... All I have to work with is assholes.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: 2...
'Smart-Ass Unpunctial' Photographer: Im sorry to you other guys, this will have to be arranged for another day, when that jerk has his head out of his ass.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: 3! Ok Assclown.
Scene: Jericho rubs his hands together, gets in the face of the photographer and slaps him square in the face. The photographer backs off in shock, and Jericho unleashes a smug smile as the scene fades to black.
 [ BREAK THE WALLS DOWN ]
Scene: The lights flicker on and the back of an arms-a-stretched Chris Jericho is now visible. He spins on one legs and takes in the mix-reaction fed to him by the fans of New York. Jericho oozing arrogance proceeds down the ramp and in the ring, mic in hand. The Jeritron 5000 in is the ring, which gives the impresison he will be conducting his own show tonight.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Welcome to SLAM! Is! Jericho! Tonight is the night, The King is crowned, And no, Im not talking about the stupid tournoment that will take place later tonight, im talking about Chris Jericho winning back his Intercontinental Title, to complete his Kign of the World image. Now all week I've heard the most stupid questions I ever wished to hear in my life; "Can you do it Chris?", "CAn you climb the ladder and beat Kennedy?", "Have you got the heart, Chris?". Well I answer all them questions right here, right now. I will defeat Kenneth Kennedy right here tonight, when the Interconinental is suspended 20feet above the ring, I will climb to the top rung of the ladder, and I will take back what Kenneth STOLE. Kenneth Kennedy is a thief, and I have proof. He has stole gold before, I mean lets take a look of Kenneth in his earlier days, looking as camp, and as bent around the edges as ever. If you would all bare to take alook at this obscenely expensive Jeritron 5000.
Scene: The fans all look at the titontron but Jericho watches on the Jeritron, as a picture of MR Kennedy flashes up as a young uprising superstar.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Kenneth, I must admit, I love the beard, that really completes your look of Mr Goofy. I mean how long did that take you to grow? 25 Years? You look like an assclown. I admit I didn't think you was capable of winning a Championship, so I took a closer look at that picture. And I was come to the conclusion, that the belt you are wearing around your waist is a replica of the Real Action Wrestling Tag Team Championship, available to buy online, at RAW Shopzone. You got us Kenneth, you really had us going for a moment. So Kenneth I decided I would research depeer into your history, and see what other fraudery and scams I could find that you were apart off. And hell, did I find a perfect one. Ladies and genetleman tonight I show live, Kenneth's first date. Now its no secret that many men like the older woman, But Kenneth, this makes me sicks. LAdies and genetlemen, again, your attention towards the JEritron, and feast your eyes on Kenneth Kennedy, the ladies man.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Kenneth, that is absolutly disgusting. You are a filthy man Kenneth, a filthy, filthy man. But if a mans gotta score, A mans gotta score. So I wont hold that against you tonight, when a beat you to within an inch of your life, and take whats mine. You see Kenneth, for the last couple of weeks, Ive had to put up with your NEw BReed buddys just to get a shot at you, so as a man would do, iv put up with them the best way I could, by going down swinging. And Il be the first to admit, Iv had my ass kicked pretty bad by you, and Brock Lesnar aka Julius Cesar, and Delilah Burger. But I didn't moan, I didn't bitch, I got on with it, I iced down my injuries, and I physched up myself, and all for tonight. And tonight King of The Ring, I stand here in the middle of the ring, with the utmost focus. I know you Kennedy, I know everything about you. From you, to your trashbag hoe of a mother, to your unidentical brother off yours. Your dad was on the road night after night while your mom was all alone, and you wonder why you and your brother look nothing alike. Kenneth you corruption of a family is fine with me, I have no problem with that, but that doesn't mean I wont milk it, and exploit it for all its worth. Kenneth, you face a war tonight. And thats exactly what Im gonna get, because tonight I get my figthing chance. I get my hands on you one on one, and I will give you the ass beating of a live time. And I wont stop there Junior, I will then climb everyrung of the ladder, take my title back, and then when you look up, past the blood trickling down your nose, throught the double vision, you will see standing tall, a league over you, The NEw Intercontinental Champion, The King of the World, Chris Jericho... JERICHOOO!.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: So tonight is the night I answer all the questions, and prove wrong all the doubters. But I will fight Kennedy anytime, any place. Like I said, Kenneth, I'll fight you anywhere. I will fight Kenneth in the ring... (picture on the Jeritron screen of Kennedy standing in the ring), and Kennedy in the back... (picture of Kennedy in the back) I will fight Kennedy on a boat... (picture of a man rowing a boat with Kennedy's head superimposed) ...OR Kennedy with a goat! (picture of Kennedy's head superimposed on a child in overalls riding a goat) Kennedy when the score is tied (picture of Kennedy's head superimposed on a New York Yankee swinging a baseball bat) ...or Kennedy as a blushing bride! (picture of Kennedy's head superimposed on a bride's body)...that one's my favourite too, I love that one. I will fight Kennedy while he is taking a quiz (picture of Kennedy with a dunce hat added and "Y2J IS GREAT" repeatedly written as if on a chalkboard behind him) ...or Kennedy as the total JACKASS that he is! (picture of Kennedy's head on a donkey's body, with rider) You see, Junior, I will fight you any day, because, baby, I am Y-2-J!
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Ken Kennedy, I am going to take you down town to Chinatown Jerky, and tonbight is the night you see that Jericho... is excellence. And excellence cannot be denied in these situations. I will be victorious assclown, and theres nothing you, your New Bread bitches or Master of Disaster Mr McAssclown can do about it. ITs about time you people realise one thing that will allow you to go far. Learn a lesson tonight New Bread...
Scene: Jericho drops the mic to the mat to a mixed reaction. He leaves the ring to prepare for his match and dissapears behind the curtain, as the scene fades to black.
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