Scene: Real Action Wrestling SLAM! returns from the promotional segment and Chris Jericho's music hits for a second time in the night. The fans are confused but give a mixed reaction none the less. Jericho stands arms adrift as the lights flicker on, he pivots around and wastes no time in proceeding down the ramp. He walks past the ring-steps and takes a seat at the announcers table along side Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Hello Chris, welcome to ringside and what a pleasant suprise this is.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Pleasures all yours im sure junior.

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: Im guessing your out here to keep an eye on one of your opponents next week, Brock Lesnar.

'King Of The World' Mind-reader now are we Jerry, no im out here to enjoy the atmosphere with these San Antonio Assclowns, what the hell do you think, jerky. Im here watching with the eye of the lion.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Well coming up next folks is King of The Ring semi final; Jeff Hardy taking on Brock Lesnar for the rights to fight in the King of The Ring Final on 17th July.

'King Of The World' I dare anyone stupid enough to crown anyone a King without my permission. They will recieve a Y2J ass kicking of a life time.

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: Do you know who your talking to JR, King of The World Chris Jericho. Have some respect.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Oh King, your such a kiss up. How'd your nose get so brown anyway?

'King Of The World' You calling me a kiss up, afterall Buffalo Boy, I am the King.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: No, I was simply referring to Jerry Lawler as his nickname?

'King Of The World' You should no by now I am The one and only King around here you jerkoff. So watch your damn mouth.

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: JR your mouth gets you into to much trouble, do your job and call the match. Stop getting our next Intercontinental Champion all irate.

Scene: Jeff Hardys music hits and the King of Extreme appears from behind the curtain and springs down to the ring ad slides in on his front as he usually does.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy is one hell of an athlete, The high flying risk taking youngster from North Carolina.

'King Of The World' Sure you Oklahoma ass, this man can throw himself from a turnbuckle, and put his body on the line, but he isn't a string on Y2J Chris Jericho. I mean what the hell is that assclown dong with his hair, its got like shades of purple and green and orange. He looks like a mangled up rainbow.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Hardy advanced to this stage in the tournoment by beating CM Punk last week on SLAM! A hard thought victory, we was all very impressed by him.

'King Of The World' The only thing that impressed me was when he left the arena. That kids a joke, he wouldnt last a minute in the ring with me, but baby thats just natural because I can out wrestle any man, any time, any place, And I will not be beaten.

Scene: As Jeff HArdy waits in the ring, Brock Lesnars music hits over the PA System. He appears from behind the curtain and advances down the ramp. He does a lap of the ring where him and Jericho have a trash talking match. He enters the ring, and the bell sounds to signal the start of the match.

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: You gotta believe that Brock Lesnar is the favourite in this tournoment. I mean Jeff Hardy lays down for no-one but Lesnar is a monster of a man.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Lesnar advanced to the quarter final by defeating our special guest last week on SLAM! Great armbar take down by Hardy, such amazing athletisism and detirmination shown there.

'King Of The World' Jim Ross your really starting to piss off The Ayatollah... of Rock... And... Rollah. Brock Lesnar got lucky last week, him and his New Breed ass huggers are nothing but a bunch of corporate brown nosing jackasses. So listen Jim, quick the smart ass comments and call the damn match, thats why we are here.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Hardy with forearm smashed to the face trying to not the big man of his week, off the turnbuckle, and OH MY, a huge clothesline by Brock Lesnar. The power of this man is uncanny King.

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: I know...

'King Of The World' We are aware of that Jimmy, I mean look at that big muscloebound meatball head. How many steroids does that man take, I mean his winky must be minute. I guess the only man that knows... Is Paul Heyman, that fat sack of horse crap.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Lesnar now with the upper hand, bringing down Hardy with a high impact scoop slam.

'King Of The World' High Impact? Wait until King of The Ring junior. I plan to show everybody jsut why I am the King of Ladder matches. Mr Kennedy must be stupid to accept my challange, and then to challange me to a ladder match, what the hell is he thinking?

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: Oh boy, I cant wait for King of The Ring. We've seen you in some memorable ladder matches in the past; Chris Benoit, and Edge were to of the most amazing matches I'v ever seen. But Mr Kennedy and Chris Jericho, and Ladders, this is goig to be brutal, I cant wait.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Il tell you now, King of The Ring cannot be missed, Live on pay-per-view July 16th folks. Mr Kennedy the fastest rising and most talented superstar in the game, taking on...

'King Of The World' Will you please! Shut! Thee Hell! Upp! Most talented superstar in the game, your looking at him junior. You keep running your mouth Im going to have to send you back to Buffola Land with your stupid little hat inserted up your ass. Mr Kennedy is a good athlete, il give him credit where credit is due, but I dont like him, and I sure as hell have no respect for the loud mouth, bleached blonde, trash talking, Eminem tour bus guide son of a bitch. I will defeat him and King of The ring, and you are looking at the next Intercontinental Champion.

'The King' Jerrly Lawler: Do you not fear that the NEw Breed could get involved, I mean a ladder match is no disqualifcation, that means Lesnar, Burke or CM Punk could get involved, I mean you dont have no allies.

'King Of The World' Do you know Jerry, I dont need any allies. I fear no-one, and I dont need no-one, all I need to be the best in this business is right here. This amazing physique, my incredible wrestling brain and knowledge, and the walls of Jericho. Kennedy can send any of his New Breed punks, I'd kick each and everyone of their asses with pleasure.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: Jeff Hardy on Lesnars shoulders, this doesnt look to promising, wait a minute, Hurricanrana, what a reversal. Both superstars are giving this match everything, 100%, both men want to be King of The Ring so much.

'King Of The World' I dont know what sounds more sickening JR, King LEsnar, or King Hardy, they both disgust me, Iv seen enough of this. Thanks for your company assclowns.

'Good Old' Jim Ross: As always Chris its a pleasure. Good luck tonight.

Scene: Jericho gets up from the announce table and climbs onto the ring apron, Lesnar whips Hardy in the ropes knocking Jericho tumbling to the ground, and then nails Hardy with an F-5 for the victory. Lesnar celebrates his victory in the ring, as Jericho retreats to the top of the ramp with a loathsome look on his face. Jericho and Lesnar stare each other down as SLAM! goes to a commercial break.