Scene: Real Action Wrestling opens scene in the outdoors of San Antonio Texas. The Camera rotates arounds the local vacinity and then takes focus on a building, it is labelled "Midnight Rodeo". The camera's fade into the bar, and the rearward of Y2J Chris Jericho is visible. The camera advances in on Jericho and then pivots so his face is in shot. He is reading the new release RAW! Magazine, and talking to a male bartender.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Can you believe this Junior, New Breed on the front page of RAW! Monthly. There is noone in the world on a hotter streak than yours truly. Why, Too, Jay. I mean would you look at that, CM Punk, I beat him, Mister Kennedy, I beat him. Delilah Burger, I'd beat him to, Hell Mr McMahon I'd kick his sorry ass all of San Antonio give me the shot.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: What about Brock Lesnar, Isn't he the new guy, hes pretty good, Chris.

Scene: Chris Jericho stops dead still, then looks up at the bartender with a irritated look on his face.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: He got lucky, assclown. Since when did Midnight Rodeo hire sarcastic little bitches like you. Brock Lesnar got lucky, he's had his 15 minutes of fame, and he's hoping a win over Chris Jericho will boast his measly little carear, well it wont... What the hell is your name anyway Jerky.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Read my name badge Chris, it's got 3 Silver stars on it, If I get 5 Silver stars, that warrants 1 Gold star, and if I get 5 go...

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Will You Please! SHUT! THE HELL! UPP! I really couldn't give a crap abaout you and your pathetic little star system, William. Get me a bottle of beer jerky. I cant believe this, not one mention of Chris Jericho in this damn magazine. What the hell is this, its gotta be Mr McMahons doing, he silver plattered son of a bitch. To hell with it, I did have some good times because of his daughter though. Stephany McMahon Helmsly... what a man. The fat, dirty, filthy, ugly, greasy, silver plattered, 2 dollar slut!

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Will-ay!!! Where is my drink, Junior.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Patience Chris, Im just preparing it.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: How much preparation does it need to pop the damn top off! WHY THE HELL AM I NOT IN THIS MAGAZINE ANYWHERE. I am The King of The World.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Your to angry Chris, lets change subject. Are you going to win Monday Night?

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Monday Night! The night I have been waiting for, for a long long time, the chance to become 7 Time Intercontinental Champion, Mister Kennedy cannot run from the ayatollah of rock and rollah, for any longer. Its show time junior, and Im about to show every Jericholic at home just how to earn an opertunity and then grab it with two hands, because Will-ay, thats what I do best.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Erm Chris, You..

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Dont interupt me assclown. Its about time I got my hands back on my belt, because lets face it, it just doesn't look good around the ugly waist of Ken Kennnnneeedddy. Instead after Monday Night it will sit nicely around the waste of the King of the World Chris Jericho. And do you know what Will-ay, I ca do that because babey, I am Why... Too... Jay.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Chris-On-Monday-you-take-on-Mark-Henry.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: X-Division Champion... interesting. Well it looks like Mr McMahons head has been removed form Brock Lesnars crotch and hes decided to give me a shot at gold for once.

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Its a non-t...

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: How many more times do I have to tell you assclown, shut the hell up whilst im speaking. Mark Henry, the self proclaimed Silverback. I mean, gee, thats great Mark, you call yourself a gorilla. A big stupid hairyass gorilla. So Monday Night SLAM! Its looks like the Silverback is going to lose out to the Lionheart. The Worlds Strongest man, is going to be out-muscled, out-whitted, and most importantly out-wrestled, by The Highlight of the Night, and when its all said and done, when the my arm is being raised victorious, Mark Henry will look up and think what the hell just hit me... and I will reply... The Walls of Jericho baby.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: But... after I have beaten Mark Henry and become the X-Division Champion, I will then back up my challange for MY Intercontinental title, because it belongs around my waist, its doesn't look right in the possesion of any other superstar. Quite frankly Will-ay, Mister Kennedy isnt good enough to hold that title. The only reason he holds it is because he will not defend it against The Hightlight of the Night, and do you know why Will-ay, think to yourself, why the hell would he not put the title on the line against Y2J Chris Jericho? Because he knows he can't beat me, that is why. Mister Kennedy is smart enough to know when he is going to be matched... and beaten in every aspect of his game. But I have a pin fall victory over that son of a bitch, he cant escape me forever William, surely.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Next weeks RAW Monthly will feature double title holder, and King of The World, Chris Jericho, Intercontinental over the left shoulder, X-Division over the right, brings back memories of being the first Undisputed Champion of the World. I've come even further from then Will-ay, now Im the Undisputed King of The World, and the Best Athlete in this business, and which ever way you look at it jerky, theres no-one in locker room that can prove me otherwise. So Monday Night SLAM! Mark Henry should be ready, because we are going to have a game of chess if you will, hell yes, I said Chess. Because on my Chess board...

Im The King... And Mark Henry Is A Pawn!

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Now let me explain what that means junior. Imagine that the RAW locker room is a Chess Board, theres a King - Thats me. Theres a couple of knights, bishops, castles, and then there is the low carders trying to play a big game, known as Pawns, and thats what Mark Henry is William. A talentless overweight sack of crap, who will be the next son of abitch to get a Why Too Jay beating of a lifetime. And just to add insult to injury, and also to boost my manifestation, Im going to take his pretty little X-Division Championship, and Im going to do that because I can. And then you know what William, do you know what after that?

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: He will never e-e-e-e-evvver be the same again?

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I couldn't have said it better myself junior. Hell, I probably could, lets try, he will nevvvver... e-e-e-e-e-vvveerrr, be the same, AGAIN!

'Annoyingly Impassive' Bartender: Thats awesome Chris, but your match with Mark Henry on SLAM! is a non-title match.

Scene: Jericho lets out of a sort of choke before spitting his beer all over the bar in disbelief. RAW fades to black.

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