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Scene: Real Action Wrestling returns from the commercial break to show shots of titontron. The screen blends in from static to a locker room door. As the camera moves up the door, three letters are apparent... Y...2...J... - The crowd simultaniously boo.
Scene:The door opens, and Chris Jericho is leaning up the wall watching footage of himself kicking Booker T's sorry ass.
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Booker T thinks hes got the edge, but little does he know... BAM! Low-blow! [puts on JR's voice] Thats all they wrote folks. [returns to his own]. Here is comes, the highlight of the night... Lionsault! Beautifully executed by me, Y...2...J. Its over. 1...2...3. Back of the line jackass. Jericho is on his way to the top where he belongs. [chuckles to himself] Gotta love that one.
[ Jericho turns around now to face the camera, still arrogantly satisfied with his pinfall victory over the "so called King". He talks into the camera. ]
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Now... as you all know, I hate to brag, and I sure as hell ain't one to boost. But there is no-one better than me in the world. Last week on SLAM! I told you all what would happen to Booker Tee-rash, and did all you losers listen. Well all iv got to say is juniors, if you didn't listen, you sure as hell watched. So as I did as I said I would do, As I gave Booker T the royal ass-whipping I said I would, what is my reward? CM Punk at Judgement Day.
[ Crowd Cheer - Jericho's Sickened. ]
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I read the Judgement Day Card. Im thinking to myself, hell this is going to be one hell of a Pay-Per-View, [Jericho hols his hands out as if to spell it out], Cage vs Jericho, Real Action Wrestling Championship on the line. [Jericho clenches both fists as if to scrap his idea] Eh-eh [Incorrect answer siren], not there. Well thats a shock to the old system... but hey, you never know whats around the corner. Now Im thinking Kennedy vs The King of The World - Intercontinental Championship up for grabs. The cockey, loud mouth, grey haired, Eminem look alike, Britney Spears sound alike Kennedy, taking on... Larger than life, human highlight real, Chris Jericho. [Puts on a gameshow host voice] Well thats wrong again Mr Jericho, if you'd like to examine the Judgement Day card properly and give me your third and final answer. [Back to noraml] My reward is a lousy, measly singles match against a man who even confesses himself to be a Punk. [Gameshow host again] COORRREECCCTT. [Back to normal] Well excuse me for thinking what the hell I have to do to get some recognition around this place. I am Chris Jericho, I am the King of The World, I was the first Undisputed Champion of this business... but lets make an absolute ass of everything I ever stood for. Lets throw me in a ring with a man not even worthy of wiping my ass clean.
[ "CM PUNK, CM PUNK, CM PUNK" - Disbelief - Head Shaking. ]
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho:Will you people pllleaaasseee... shut...the...hell...up! [Chorus of boo's] How can you people of such lowly meaning disrespect a man of such high priority to this business. Im not going to sit here and pretend like everything is funky dory, but I will never back down from a wrestling match. So as I read my match for Judgement Day... the first thing I ask myself is... Who the hell is CM Punk? I mean seriously, what has he ever done for the wrestling business? Was he the first ever undisputed champion? Let me think about that one... ohh... no he wasnt. Is he the reason that every single Jericholic in this arena, at home, hell in the whole World tune in to Real Aciton Wrestling to wacth... no, hes not. CM Punk is a lower league player, trying to out wrestle the biggest of the big boys. But as I said PUNK, I have no problem wrestling you anyday... because baby... I am... Y...2...J.
[ Oozing Arrogance - Smirk - Beard Stroke ]
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: So after I asked myself who is CM Punk, I thought I'd better do abit of research on him, not that it matters, because your never going to beat me, jerky! [Picks paper up form his table] Ahh here we go, CM Punk, born in Chicago Illinois; what a trash hole, on October 26th 1978; someone slap his mother [Crowd - "Oooohhhh"]. Wanted to become a professional wrestler ever since he saw Rod Piper smash a cocanut of Jimmy Snuka's head; I must say how truly proud I am that you have such high ambitions in life Punk; crack a cocanut over somones heads on television. Well at Judgement Day Im going to crack your back, via the walls of Jericho. Anyway continuing this moving sequence of events... He made his debut in ECW on June 24th 2006. And thats where it ends. I mean I tried to make you look good, so I left all the bullcrap out. Punk lets face it, your Bio and prestige reaks of emptyness and failure. And failure is not a word that anyone ever associates with me, because I am the worlds greatest. Hell not only am I the worlds greatest, I am the Ayatollah... of Rock... and... Rollah!
[ Pause - Respite - Arrogant Smirking. ]
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: So after I read through your dull history and biography... I become curious. CM Punk... what does CM mean? I came up with a few scenario's, many of which suit. Cookie Monster? Cookie Monster Punk... your addiction is not drink... or smoke... its Cookies? Hmm... undecided. [Gameshow host again] Neeeext verdict please. [Back to normal] Child Malester? Child... Malester... Punk, its fits well. I mean which ever way you look at it, you have that image... your look like a scarecrow. Your 6ft1" and you wear pants yo wrestle in? You even have X's tatoed on the back of your hands... I kinda figured that one out... its your life time entry to NEverland Ranch, isnt it, Junior. Apologies, I shouldn't call out Junior, you'll be looking around your locker room now shouting "Where, Where!". Child Malester fits well, But then it hit me. Like Y2J nailing the moonsault on Booker T, CM Punk equals... CHUMP MASTER PUNK.
[ Amusement - Pride - As always... Beaming Arrogance. ]
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: So, Chump Master... let me tell you a little story about; The King, A Punk, and The Day of Judgement. It starts like this, a little Chump Master Punk gets his big break against the King of The World. He is a niave Assclown, he thinks he can beat The King of The World. He is wrong, his Judgement is off, way off. Like all lessons that Chris Jericho teaches... he teaches it the hard way. Jericho locks the filthy Punk in Walls of Jericho...
'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: And he is Nevvvvvvveeerrr... evvvvvvvveeerrrr... The Same... Again. Thee! End!
Scene: Real Action Wrestlings final shot is of turning back around to watch his tape... Arrogance Personified... fade to static]
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