" #45: Absolutely Disgraceful, Sanders "

PROLOGUE - Royality; a word that can only describe a man of William Regal's caliber. Ever since William begun his professional wrestling carrer, he has add a new diemension to what one would think wrestling is only for the 7 foot, 330 pound giants. To this very day, the intelligence of William Regal both out of the ring AND in the ring has made him an accomplished Superstar. Being from Blackpool England, Regal's style is unique; It's not the style of your Triple H's, your Chris Jericho's or your Scott Steiner's. Instead, William uses his intelligence and his British background to completely humiliate his opponents in front of millions of viewers from all over the globe. This sunday, August 29th, the moment that England have been dreading for will commence. The RETURN to the squared circle; The continuation of the Regal Regime. Call it what you will, The whole of England are vigorously counting the days. William Regal will clash heads with Mike Sanders in front of a SOLD OUT capacity. Summerslam is lined up to be a spectacular event, one that practically has a license to be written down in the history books. The question that every Englishman eagerly await to be answered is Can William make it a return to remember? Will it turn out to be an utter travesty, or will it evaluate to a perfect comeback? One has to ask themselves, if Regal completes the task of burying Mike Sanders into the ground what could the future possibly hold? Without doubt, Summerslam is a key that can open many lock's; Will Regal take full advantage? Tune into Summerslam, August 29th.. because it's a mere fact.. Mike Sanders will indeed be Shit Outta Luck with the Regal Regime well on it's way to become a memorable success story!

SCENE - The Wrestlemania Entertainment fades into the background as a new logo, this time Summerslam, fades in. As the Summerslam Logo fades out the scene begins in the heart of the LA Staples Center. The camera's take us inside of the office of William Regal where he is treating himself to a cup of English Tea and a few Scones with Stawberry Jam and Cream.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: These bloody American pests don't know what they're missing out on. They elect to stuff themselves with pies, with beer.. but I, the Goodwill Ambassador of England, treat myself to a fine cup of English Tea and a couple of marvelous Scones. It's the difference between an intelligent and established Englishman like myself and the rif-raf that live in this bloody disgraceful place.

William Regal shakes his head in disgust.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: The culture that these rotten pigs choose to live in is revolting. They sit on the couch wearing clothes that they've had on all bloody week, there breath with the odor of countless number of beers.. It makes me want to ring the neck of every filthy American on this bloody continent. With Molly by my side, we shall lead the world into a serenity where such things as manners will come into play. It's about time that America stop's it's dispicable behaviour and It's about time to make a stand and put these toerag's in there place.

Regal polishes off the very last scone and flushes it down with a mouthful of English Tea.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: Summerslam will bare witness to the brutality that I will unleash onto Mike Sanders; a sad and sorry bloody sight.

Suddenly, Molly walks straight into the room holding up a Black suit which is protected in plastic. Her facial expression looks rather crossed and being a genious, William picks up on it.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: What's the matter? Did some toerag down at the store miss-treat you? It wouldn't surprise me because as you already know, Americans are self-centered runts.

' Strictly Business ' Molly: Indeed they are William. You ordered a black suit with a fade of white vertical stripes, but as you can see, that isn't the case. They mucked up the orders, can you believe that?

The Goodwill Ambassador's face turns red as he takes one last sip out of his cup of English Tea.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: The lack of intelligence that these scally-wags lack is quite incredible. They can't even get a simple bloody order right. I asked for white vertical stripes, is it that bloody hard?

' Strictly Business ' Molly: I'll deal with these morons. You just concentrate on making sure it's Mike Sander's LAST night in the business because god forbid, I have seen enough of that arrogant imbecile to last me a lifetime.

Molly wipes her face, looking a little un-settled at the moment.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: Indeed. I guarantee victory AND humiliation for Mike Sanders for it is his fault; he should KNOW what kind of trouble looms for him around the corner. He should know that The Power Of The Punch is a deadly force to be reckoned with. That bloody scally-wag is going to cop it this Sunday Night with the whole world watching it. His attitude makes me sick and his in-ring ability is appauling. Thankfully after Summerslam, we won't ever have to listen nor watch the idiot bore us to bloody death.

' Strictly Business ' Molly: You're a fine specimen William, one that cannot and WILL NOT be toyed with. I'll personally make sure that together we conquer such pittiful acts, starting tonight with Sanders. I'll see you in a little while William..

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: Ahh, you will indeed.

Molly takes the suit and walks out of Regal's office. The camera zooms in on The Goodwill Ambassador who has his hands together in a tight and firm grip.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: Sunshine, you're heading to rehabilitation. That's right you bloody bastard, I'm going to put an end to your pathetic actions. I will beat you down to a bloody pulp, Mike, rest assure that. When an Englishmen makes a promisse, it's NEVER bloody broken! I will proudly rip you to shreads sunshine, limb by limb until you're left out in the middle of the ring motionless, just waiting.. for the EMT's to save you. To me Mike, you're a bloody rat that need's a darn good seeing to and at Summerslam, TONIGHT, that's precisely what you're gonna receive. I'll knock you off the FACE of this earth sunshine, don't you worry about that. I've got enough class to drown you in a pool, a pool of your own thick BLOOD! When push comes to shove sunshine, you can count on it that I'll be knocking on your door, SCOUTING your every move. Your a disgusting, dirty little creature and whether you like it or not toerag, your Above Average disaster is all about to come crashing down. Be prepared sunshine, to be toerag stomped.. because at the end of the night, you're going to find that bit of information in that small bloody brain of yours that I.. William Regal, your GOODWILL AMBASSADOR.. is dramatically..

100% ROYALITY!

William Regal straightens his tie as he still stares deeply into the camera.

' Goodwill Ambassador ' William Regal: Mike, I'm what you'd call a fine piece of material.. but you on the other hand, you're an absolute DISGRACE to the word humanity.

The cameras zoom out of the close-up shot on William regal, as the scene slowly fades to black with Summerslam just around the corner.

PROLOGUE - Royality; a word that can only describe a man of William Regal's caliber. Ever since William begun his professional wrestling carrer, he has add a new diemension to what one would think wrestling is only for the 7 foot, 330 pound giants. To this very day, the intelligence of William Regal both out of the ring AND in the ring has made him an accomplished Superstar. Being from Blackpool England, Regal's style is unique; It's not the style of your Triple H's, your Chris Jericho's or your Scott Steiner's. Instead, William uses his intelligence and his British background to completely humiliate his opponents in front of millions of viewers from all over the globe. This sunday, August 29th, the moment that England have been dreading for will commence. The RETURN to the squared circle; The continuation of the Regal Regime. Call it what you will, The whole of England are vigorously counting the days. William Regal will clash heads with Mike Sanders in front of a SOLD OUT capacity. Summerslam is lined up to be a spectacular event, one that practically has a license to be written down in the history books. The question that every Englishman eagerly await to be answered is Can William make it a return to remember? Will it turn out to be an utter travesty, or will it evaluate to a perfect comeback? One has to ask themselves, if Regal completes the task of burying Mike Sanders into the ground what could the future possibly hold? Without doubt, Summerslam is a key that can open many lock's; Will Regal take full advantage? Tune into Summerslam, August 29th.. because it's a mere fact.. Mike Sanders will indeed be Shit Outta Luck with the Regal Regime well on it's way to become a memorable success story! SCENE - The Wrestlemania Entertainment fades into the background as a new logo, this time Summerslam, fades in. As the Summerslam Logo fades out the scene begins in the heart of the LA Staples Center. The camera's take us inside of the office of William Regal where he is treating himself to a cup of English Tea and a few Scones with Stawberry Jam and Cream. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: These bloody American pests don't know what they're missing out on. They elect to stuff themselves with pies, with beer.. but I, the Goodwill Ambassador of England, treat myself to a fine cup of English Tea and a couple of marvelous Scones. It's the difference between an intelligent and established Englishman like myself and the rif-raf that live in this bloody disgraceful place. William Regal shakes his head in disgust. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: The culture that these rotten pigs choose to live in is revolting. They sit on the couch wearing clothes that they've had on all bloody week, there breath with the odor of countless number of beers.. It makes me want to ring the neck of every filthy American on this bloody continent. With Molly by my side, we shall lead the world into a serenity where such things as manners will come into play. It's about time that America stop's it's dispicable behaviour and It's about time to make a stand and put these toerag's in there place. Regal polishes off the very last scone and flushes it down with a mouthful of English Tea. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: Summerslam will bare witness to the brutality that I will unleash onto Mike Sanders; a sad and sorry bloody sight. Suddenly, Molly walks straight into the room holding up a Black suit which is protected in plastic. Her facial expression looks rather crossed and being a genious, William picks up on it. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: What's the matter? Did some toerag down at the store miss-treat you? It wouldn't surprise me because as you already know, Americans are self-centered runts. *' Strictly Business '* Molly: Indeed they are William. You ordered a black suit with a fade of white vertical stripes, but as you can see, that isn't the case. They mucked up the orders, can you believe that? The Goodwill Ambassador's face turns red as he takes one last sip out of his cup of English Tea. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: The lack of intelligence that these scally-wags lack is quite incredible. They can't even get a simple bloody order right. I asked for white vertical stripes, is it that bloody hard? *' Strictly Business '* Molly: I'll deal with these morons. You just concentrate on making sure it's Mike Sander's LAST night in the business because god forbid, I have seen enough of that arrogant imbecile to last me a lifetime. Molly wipes her face, looking a little un-settled at the moment. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: Indeed. I guarantee victory AND humiliation for Mike Sanders for it is his fault; he should KNOW what kind of trouble looms for him around the corner. He should know that The Power Of The Punch is a deadly force to be reckoned with. That bloody scally-wag is going to cop it this Sunday Night with the whole world watching it. His attitude makes me sick and his in-ring ability is appauling. Thankfully after Summerslam, we won't ever have to listen nor watch the idiot bore us to bloody death. *' Strictly Business '* Molly: You're a fine specimen William, one that cannot and WILL NOT be toyed with. I'll personally make sure that together we conquer such pittiful acts, starting tonight with Sanders. I'll see you in a little while William.. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: Ahh, you will indeed. Molly takes the suit and walks out of Regal's office. The camera zooms in on The Goodwill Ambassador who has his hands together in a tight and firm grip. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: Sunshine, you're heading to rehabilitation. That's right you bloody bastard, I'm going to put an end to your pathetic actions. I will beat you down to a bloody pulp, Mike, rest assure that. When an Englishmen makes a promisse, it's NEVER bloody broken! I will proudly rip you to shreads sunshine, limb by limb until you're left out in the middle of the ring motionless, just waiting.. for the EMT's to save you. To me Mike, you're a bloody rat that need's a darn good seeing to and at Summerslam, TONIGHT, that's precisely what you're gonna receive. I'll knock you off the FACE of this earth sunshine, don't you worry about that. I've got enough class to drown you in a pool, a pool of your own thick BLOOD! When push comes to shove sunshine, you can count on it that I'll be knocking on your door, SCOUTING your every move. Your a disgusting, dirty little creature and whether you like it or not toerag, your Above Average disaster is all about to come crashing down. Be prepared sunshine, to be toerag stomped.. because at the end of the night, you're going to find that bit of information in that small bloody brain of yours that I.. William Regal, your GOODWILL AMBASSADOR.. is dramatically.. 100% ROYALITY! William Regal straightens his tie as he still stares deeply into the camera. *' Goodwill Ambassador '* William Regal: Mike, I'm what you'd call a fine piece of material.. but you on the other hand, you're an absolute DISGRACE to the word humanity. The cameras zoom out of the close-up shot on William regal, as the scene slowly fades to black with Summerslam just around the corner.
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