+ Sir William Regal + Monday Night Raw, tonight, is a night of payback and punishment.

+ Regal pauses, the crowd boo + + Sir William Regal + After King of the Ring, where I fell victim to unfair unsportsman, Man beast, Rhyno. That bloody gore isn't wrestling, its just plain hooliganism, and thats exactly what I expect from you American barbarians. And then to make matters ten times worse, that degenerate runt Triplhe H went and won the whole tournament and was bloody crowned the King! Now, no less a man would be throwing there dummy out of the cot to hear of themselves in a match with The Soman Bulldozer Umage, and The Dominator Bobby Lashley, but not me, no, not William Regal, this is a match I will relish in, and you have a my word on that.

+ Regal pauses again, the crowd murmer amongst themselves + + Sir William Regal + Tonight, I will out muscles, and out strenghen two of the toughest in the whole of the entire business, and I will do that because I can. I will do that because I am capable, and most importantly, I will do that because I am sick to the bare teeth of you Americans thinking you can use William Regal as the butt of your jokes. Thinking they can use a man of such class as the whipping-boy... well I will show you what brutality I am capable of, and dont say I didnt warn you.

+ Sir William Regal + As I heard about this match, I did what every English man never fails to do, prepare. Firstly, Umaga. The man they call the Samoan BullDozer, well I've got news for you old chap, your going toe to toe with The English Brutality, and the outcome will not be pretty. Also, as an Englishman, I give credit where it is due, Umaga is as tough as they come, but... I am tougher. The streets of England are rough as they come, and I will not hesitate to use any of my experience on you Umaga. But there is one thing I must point out to you Americans. This man Umaga formely went under the name as Tag Team Failure... Jemal. You fickle runts didn't think this man was so unstoppable then did you. Either way, I will not rest on my morales, I will show why I am one of the toughest and grudging in the business. Actually... no... I will show why I am the toughest, most brutal, most unforgiving, but most of all the most intelligent man in the whole of International Wrestling Entertainment. And you have an Englishmans word on that Umaga.

+ Sir William Regal + Next, I must access the man known as The Dominator... Bobby Lashley. Yes that's it, you cheer, because Bobby Lashley is thee epitimy of you Ameircan fools. His tempremant is non exsistant, his attitude is repulsing, and his in ring actions disgust me more than I have ever been disgusted in my life. A man who what us Englishmen call; "Rugby Tackles" men to the ground, Bobby your in the wrong sport sonshine, And it is of my suggestion that you go and find the right one, because after tonight you will no that you were outclassed and outsmarted by Gentleman and Warrior, The Goodwill Ambassador, William Regal. Tonight Bobby Lashley, you will fall victim to an English dominator, and by hell boy, that dominator is me, not you.

+ Sir William Regal + As a genetleman, I will never leave anyone unprepared, so Bobby and, you to Umaga, listen bloody closely because I am about to access myself. I am a warrior, in England I am respected and loved by my people and fans. They are aware growing up in England of what monstrositys await at any giving moment, and that is why they are not shocked when they witness me teach a lesson to any bloody no-gooder who comes my way. Bobby Lashley and Umaga will no long be seen as two of the most dominant in this business when Im finished with them, because it is here for the whole of the popularity to see, they will fall unsuccessful due to...

+ Sir William Regal + And thats as done as dusted, you filthy vermanous half-wits. + Scene + Regal looks focues and aggresive as he shoo's away the camera. The scene fades to black.