| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | What in the hell is this Jesse?

| Road Dogg spins around, to see Billy holding a novelty double ended dildo. Road Dogg pulls an anguished face, as if to think about how to explain. |

| Road Dogg Jesse James | What the hell do you think it is you stupid ass. Were in the rated R section you dumb fuck. If your still wonderin' what that is at the end of the day... ask X-Pac what it is... or get in touch with that sack of breasts known as Chyna.

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Now I know why they call Edge Rated-R... because hes a big stupid ass pot of lube. Ahh Chyna... I never did turn it on with her, I mean how can you resist me? Im all this... and a great Ass. Where is X-Pac anyway?

| Road Dogg Jesse James | He wouldn't come into this section. Hes afraid we gon' find him on the front of one of this porn movies.

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Whats his problem man. We all know hes got a small Waltman.

| Road Dogg Jesse James | Haha, thats a good one Billy, I like that.

| Billy smiles to himself proudly. Road Dogg starts to rummage through some videos, dvds, etc. Billy Gunn looks at the dildo still in his hand, and flickers his eyes from it and Road Dogg. He then looks up, smiles, and pelts Road Dogg round the head with it. |

| Road Dogg Jesse James | What are you doin', you crazy muthafucka. Attackin' me with one monster of a duldo. Back the fuck off you crazy ass bastard, before you take it DOG-GEY-STYLE.

| After finally realising what Billy has in his hands, he seems pretty impressed. He pulls his glasses down a bit so he can get a clearer look at it. He then starts to hold it down by his crotch. He nods in an approving way, as if to say he has a reasonable size. He turns around still holding the dildo by his mid-section, to see a well dressed man looking at him. Billy looks stranded... |

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Err... I wasn't gonna buy this...

| Road Dogg can be heard howling in laughter in the background. He murmers... |

| Road Dogg Jesse James | You stupid muthafucka...

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Err... It his! Jesse man I ain't holdin' this no more, take it.

| Billy throws it to Road Dogg, who looks up at the last minute, it catches him right in the face. Road Dogg stumbles back into the wall, and knocks all the videos off the shelves. The man looks angry. Billy backs off out of the shot. |

| Smartly Dressed Jerkoff Man | Well... actually guys this is my shop. And Your going to have to leave if your not buying anything.

| Road Dogg Jesse James | What the hell? Do you not see this around my waste. Tag Team Championship. Do I look like the sort of person you can throw out of store? Get the hell outta her you punk ass bitch, before I shake, rattle, n' roll your ass.

| Smartly Dressed Jerkoff Man | Ok sir, I asked you nicely... I am going to have to call security.

| Just at that moment Billy Gunn rushes back into the shot wearing a police uniform, obviously one that he picked up from the dress up section under the Rated-R section. He slides on the marble floor, hand on hips, and stops infront of the shop-owner. |

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Can I be of your assistance sir. I heard you say security. I can guarentee you there is nothing more secure in this whole damn world... than Mr Ass.

| Billy puts hand on hips more firmer, and proudly slaps his chewing gum around his lips. The man looks alarmed. |

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | You don't believe me? Watch this!

| Billy rushes off, and 10 seconds later return with a man, and tackles him up the wall. He begins to frisk, and search him franticly. The obducted man looks extremely worried, ecspecially as Billy Gunn makes his way up his inside leg. The man shrugs Billy off.|

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | I know this is embarrasing sir, but stealing is bad. Did you never learn? AMW stole, and look what happened to them, we took the gold from under their noses. London and Kendrick stole, and now they are gonna get a D-Generate ass kicking. Now let me finish off this search, it will be easier for the botha us.

| Smartly Dressed Jerkoff Man | Are you going to pay for that costume? Or am I going to have to call the police.

| Billy stops on the spot, throws the man whos being searched out of the shot (a loud bang is heard a second later), and pivots to face to owner of the shop. |

| Road Dogg Jesse James | Now you pissed him off man. You better run.

| Smartly Dressed Jerkoff Man | This is my store! And Im asking you two ludacris loonatics to leave.

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | I've had just about enough of you. Your a foul mouthed son of a bitch, and its about time you learnt what is like to be FAME-ASS.

| Road Dogg Jesse James | Hell son, we' the modern day degenerate. WE kick it D-Generation X style you mouthy cock sucker.

| Smartly Dressed Jerkoff Man | What is with you two? Are you retarded? perverted?

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Your not understandin' us, are'ya! Il be back in a second.

| Billy rushes off again, as Road Dogg shakes his head at his distranged tag partner. The shop owner looks thourughly racked off. Billy returns with a dictionary in his hand. He carelessly flicks through the pages... |

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Ah, hear we are. Degenerate, "a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior". So shut your whiny mouh, before I give you a degenerate beating.

| Road Dogg Jesse James | Billy, I gotta'idea. Get some bondage kits from just over there. We gon' teach this bastard a lesson, DX Style. Man I love convenience stores.

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | There just so damn convinient!

| Road Dogg puts on a voice and face like Bubba Ray Dudley of the Dudley boys, and shouts... |

| Road Dogg Jesse James | Billy! Get the bondage!

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Oh yeah! You dont be messin' with the New Age Outlaws!

| Road Dogg restraints the very scared look shop owner. Billy Gunn delivers a blatant crotch chop before rushing off to get the bondage kit, he returns seconds later with a handful of them. Road Dogg pulls the means trousers down, and the back off his pants also, so his ass is showin'. |

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | Eww dawg, thats gross, I think im gon' puke on that son-bitch. Thank god, that god himself blessed me with my ass.

| Billy Gunn kisses his fingers and plants them on his ass. He then proceeds to tie the mans legs up. One that is done, Road Dogg bends him over a shelf, and Billy ties both arms seperately down around the shelfing unit. The two men laugh histerically. |

| Smartly Dressed Jerkoff Man | Im sorry.Dont do this guys, im a respectable man. Im Sorry, dont do this to me. You dont have to leave, or pay.

| Road Dogg Jesse James | I got' another idea Billy. You gag that anti-degenerate slut, Il be back in a nifty shuffle.

| Billy shrugs, and begins to gag the man so he can't speak, just as he finishes, Road Dogg returns with spay paint. A smile lights up across Billys face. Road Dogg hands him can, and they proceed to spray "DX" on his ass cheeks. |

| Road Dogg Jesse James | DX is back! Ladies ang Gentlemen, children of all ages, its not official.

| Badd Ass Billy Gunn | And if your not down with that, we got two words for ya...