Scene: The scene begins with Chris Jericho standing in the centre of New York Times Square. Jericho is looking up at the Statue of Liberty, and he is attracting quite a crowd. He is acompanies by his wife, the lovely Jessica.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I can't help but think that Times Square NEw York could do with a statue off The King of The World Chris Jericho. Which ever way you look at it, when I beat Mister Kennedy at King of The Ring, There will be nothing between myself, and ultimate greatness. Why not create a statue of the hilight of the night, holding his Intercontinental belt high above his head.

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Chris if your head gets any bigger, you wont be able to put your arm up straight. Now come on we've got alot to do today.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Do excuse me for sounding disrespectful but what in the hell is this? Are you all in on it, some sort of conspiracy to take away my lime light. Jessica you know aswell as anyone, Im not jsut called the highlight of the night for my 'in-ring' abilities. I am a man of many talents.

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: If only you were more focused 'out-ring' as you are in ring, you might suceed there to.

Scene: Jericho goes a little red faced as the in-listening crowd howl with laughter. He hurrys his wife along and they move into the lingerie section of Macys Department Store.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Why the hell did you have to blow me off like that infront of all them people. Do you know how respected I am around these parts babe? I mean what in the hell was that smart ass move all about?

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Im sorry Chris, it was just a joke, what time have you got to be at your Fozzy photo shoot?

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: In about 30 minutes, What the hell is all this crap. I mean other than Mister McMahon when he is seducing his NEw Breed assclowns, who the hell wears this stuff?

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Chris do you know where you are? This is Macy's department store, the most famous store in NEw York, keep it down.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: MACYS DEPARTMENT STORE!? What the hell, where am I, I thought I was in NEw York, not down town Alabama! I mean look at all the nobody rednecks in here! This store needs a real roll of the tounge name, A name to fit the class of myself, because babey I am the next Interconintal Champion, Chris... Jerichooooo! I have it, I have the name that could take this store further than just in America, it could go... say... 'Intercontinental'... The Stores of Jericho. How about that Jessica!? Is that not the greatest name for a department store in history? Hell its a name fit for the King of the Rung.

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Very nice Chris, you just keep quiet and behave yourself will you. Your making a specticle of yourself.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I think you need reminding just who you are married to Jessica. You are married to the first Undisputed Champion in history, The King of the World, Highlight of the night, hell, The Ayatollah of Rock... And... Rollah! I am the purest and most gifted athlete in wrestling history, and I can beat anyone, and I can beat anyone anywhere, because baby, I am Why.. Too. Jay! I dont get told what to do by no-one Jessica, you of all people should no that I am a man... no.. a king, of exercised rights. Whether is that jackass with a silver spoon wedges up his ass that goes by the name of Vinny Mac, whether its you, hell whether its Honky Tonk Man, or even Shop Assistant number 59, I will not be rules. I am the best at whatever I do, and I sure aswell aint gonna hide it.

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Listen baby, I know you can beat Ken Kennedy, 'Sales Assistant 58' knows you can beat Ken Kennedy, but were all tired of hearing when, where, how, what and when your going to do it. Your going to give him 'A Y2J ass beating of a life time', then 'climb up to the top rung', and finally 'take back your belt.'

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: I couldn't have said it better myself Jess, for a moment you reminded me why I was married to you. Then I looked up at this hideous store you dragged me round and thought to myself, I dont deserve this, I dont need this crap. I am better than this basement bargain trash!

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Excuse me sir, can I help you?

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Do I look like a man that would never need your help?

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: No sir, its just that I've had alot of complaints about you form customers. They are claiming your rude and unpleasant, and if your not purchasing anything, Im going to have to ask you to leave.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Rude and unpleasant!? How mild mannered is that crap. Did they not mention impulsive, vulgar, ungraceous, inconsiderate or even brusque!?

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: None of them sir, just that they found you highly offensive. I must ask you to leave now.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Ask me then junior, dont soften it with clouds and fluffy pillows.

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Sir, will you please....

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Jerky, will you please, shut... the hell... up! Do you not have any idea who I am?

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Well I...

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Dont answer you sanctimonious son of a bitch. I am going to tell you anyway. I am Chris Jericho, otherwise known as King of This World. Also known as The Highlight of The Night. Some people get weird ingainly pleasure from naming me The Ayatollah of Rock... And... Rollah. But to you big guy, I am... jot this down jackas... 'The next Real Action Wrestling Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho.'

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Well then Chris, The exit is this way if you'd like to follow.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Did you not just listen to a single word I said. I told you what you are to call me, now repeat it loud and proud, before you too recieve an asskicking of a life time, courtesy of Y2J.

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: *Sighs* The next Real Action Wrestling International Champion Chris Jericho, would you please follow me to the exit.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Now Im not saying if there was an International Title, that I wouldn't be the Champion, but lets face it, I probably would be, but you got it wrong jackass. And what is with you, I have eyes and I have legs. Next you'll be getting security to escourt me.

'Luck-Pushing Assclown' Shop Assistant #59: Well Chris, its not what I wanted to do but if you wont leave I suppose I will have to.

Scene: Jericho gives an arrogant smirk to the shop assistant. As he turns his back Jericho grabs him by his shirt and throws him into a big display basket of ladies underwear.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Now dont you feel a little bit silly. You have to learn that Jericho is excellent. Now hit the bricks, junior, before you really begin to feel the wrath of the walls of Jericho.

Scene: The shop assistant who is clearly shaken crawls out over the side of the display basket, and quickly rushes away. Jericho calls after him.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: And tell the store manager to reconsider the name for this place! My suggestion is The Store of Jericho! Stores! Of! Jerichoooo!

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Chris, at times, you really are a jerk, you know that.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: And you, dear Jessica, at times are a; filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding trash bag...

Scene: Jessica physically turns red with anger. She is clearly enraged, Chris to realises hes overstepped the mark. He eventually slows down what he is saying, sets out a cheesey grin and proceeds to suck up.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: *clears throat* ... beautiful, sexy, intelligent, witty, smart, oohh and beautiful, did I mention beautiful, Jess?

'Queen Of The World' Jessica Jericho: Do you know what Chris, this time... why dont you hit the bricks... JUNIOR!

Scene: Jessica marches off in a fit of rage. Jericho mimics her as she walks off, and calls after her.

'King Of The World' Chris Jericho: Thats it, walk away! Your walking away from the King babey *Quietens down*, And The King dont need you anyway, he's got his Intercontinental belt to worry about.