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| "He told me that he used to drink scotch intermittently during the interview." |
| "The patient is obviously a baby. She does not smoke or drink." |
| "Referring physician is Dr. Gigolo." |
| "She has 2 children and no other medical problems." |
| "Of note in his history is that he consumed McDonald's on Monday prior to admission." |
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| "We have no old records here as this is the first year that the patient will be living full time." |
| "The parents say he did cry immediately, and they deny any loss of consciousness." (good thing the parents didn't lose consciousness when the child cried!!) |
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| "She is finding less enjoyable things to do." |
| "His lives in his family with Orange." |
| "The patient is at home taking aspirin." |
| "There was an underlying hematomato." |
| "The patient is a 65-year-old African-American baby boy." |
| "He's got a rectal tone that is normocephalic." |
| The Foley catheter remained and the patient was to go home with the Foley and follow up with urology as outpatient for possible discharge of the Foley catheter. |
| "The patient is a 15-year-old Hispanic female who lives at home with her mom, who is in the 9th grade." |
| "I took an 18-French orogastric tube, went behind his left molar, I aimed caudally and medially and very gingerly and gently advanced the tube. It went like a true heat-seeking missile fortunately and just slid easily down into the esophagus into the stomach." |
| Preprocedure Diagnosis: History of orthotic liver transplant. |
| "She also likes to eat lots of fruits, including grapes and cookies. " |