| THINGS YOU'LL NEVER CATCH LEGOLAS SAYING: ~LEGOLAS~ legolas - ( crying) he called me a sissy.... ( cries some more) legolas - i need some booze legolas - boring forest, let's go the the caves!!! legolas - nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i guess i'll go eat cram...... legolas - ( one of the many times he tands gaurd at night and sings) 45 bottles of beer on the wall.....45 bottles of beer.... legolas - ( looking in the mirror) oh, where did this pimple come from.... legolas - my socks are very clean, i use tide ~OTHERS~ Treebeard - screw the free people of the earth i want me some entwife! Uruk - ( singing) the hills are alive with the sound of muuuusiiiicccc!!! Elrond - Yeah, isuldur was a cool guy.... Galadriel - YOU ALL SUCK!!! Frodo - i feel very bright and chipper! oh look, mount doom's a little closer today! Aragorn - AHHHHHHHH! save me, gods! Orcs! Big, ugly, Orcs! HEEEELP HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP! Saruman - okay, how about this... we SHARE the ring! Ring wraith - ( humming) you are my sunshine, my only sunshine.... Frodo- AHH! Orcs! Orcs! Just kidding HAHAHAHAHA Faramir - OH YEAH! Boromir's dead! GONE! outta here, YES! the throne is mine, the throne is mine WHOO WHOO WHOO! oh yeah! me, KING Faramir! Gandalf - wait, i'm confused you stick your right leg in, then out, then in again? then you shake it all about? Ring wraith - ( smoking a cigar) when we say we want da hobbit, we MEAN we want da habbit, Now please, da Hobbit!! Gandalf - ( poundering) hmm, if i buy the red belt then it won't go with the new wizard robe thing i bought... ARAGORN - ( after telling eowyn the she has to stay behind) ooh, that oughta make the mascara run... Gimli - yes, i would like the lobster with white wine, please? Legolas - no no no... i said the steak was to be BLOODY!!! Pippin - what on earth..? oh, for the love of.... will you guys stop fooling around! we're on a grim and seriouse quest here!! Arwen - ( while on the phone ) OH!! i so know! yeah, Aragorn can be a little annoying... he can't even do his own laundry! |