Title: The Ballad of Larry Erhardt
Author: kazokuhouou
Pairing: Clay/Lar Lar/Everyone
Genre: Parody
Rating: PG
Notes: I can neither confirm nor deny that I was on a sugar high when I wrote this. But, it has Larry in it, so there�s a plus! (Parody of the MST3K theme, appropriately enough)

In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD

There was a kid named Lar, very different from you and me

He worked for a mad scientist

Beneath him, if you get my gist

He followed blindly that old coot

But Clayton lost his interest and gave him the boot

Now Larry knew the art of revenge getting (la la la)

He knew it wasn�t possible with the current setting (la la la)

Now keep in mind that Dr. Clay always needed help (la la la)

So Larry got his minions to make the doctor yelp.

Minion Roll Call!

Torgo!

Pearl!

Mike Nelson!

Fraaaaaaaaank!

If you�re wondering how he knows those guys or just how this is slash (la la la)

If you must know, he screws them all, and you too in a flash

It�s Larry �Ol� Pimpmeister� Erhardt!