I was having trouble writing a celebration fic. Then, I played with Google and stumbled upon http://www.manos.co.uk/. This rather unfunny fic came as a result of my screwed up mind.

"Steve!" Frank ran into the lab, waving a travel brochure. Dr. F was lying underneath a metal contraption.

Startled by Frank's sudden entrance, Dr. F jumped and hit his head on the contraption. "OW!" He dropped his screwdriver and rubbed the sore spot on his head. "What's the big idea?!"

Frank beamed. "I booked that vacation you wanted."

"Oh, good!" Dr. F climbed out from underneath his contraption. "Let me see that." He took the brochure from Frank.

Frank poked the side of the contraption. "Whatcha making?"

"An electric chair powered by aerosol cheese," Dr. F replied. He opened the brochure and frowned. "Wait a minute...'Manos Holidays'?"

"Yep!" Frank said in an excited tone. "I got the Valentine's Day cruise to Greece!"

"Hmm..." Even though Frank had done everything he had ordered, Dr. F still had a bad feeling about the cruise.

"They're even sending a taxi!" Frank squealed.

Dr. F's bad feeling grew worse when he heard some faint music. "Frank, do you hear something?"

"It must be the taxi! I'll get the door!" Frank rushed to the door.

"WAIT!" Dr. F protested. However, Frank had already opened the door. The music grew louder as Torgo lurched into the lab.

"hErE..." Torgo held out a bottle of suntan lotion. "tHe MaStEr DoEs NoT aPpRoVe Of SuNbuRn..."

"FRANK!" Dr. F screamed. "Next time, I book the trip!"

Torgo pulled at Dr. F's lab coat. "lEt Me RuB tHiS oN yOu..."

Dr. F's screams could be heard all the way to Greece.