Snape's Hell
All in good fun, but what do you suppose Snape's Hell would be? If you don't recongnize the format, shame on you -- it's Dante's Inferno. All placements are up for debate.
The Mafloys
Circle I --
Limbo
Karkaroff
Circle II
-- Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind<
Lockhart
Circle III --
Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
The Weasely
Twins
Circle IV -- Rolling Weights
Raging Fangirls (you know
who I mean)
Circle V -- Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Quidditch
Circle VI --
Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Sirius Black \ The
Marauders
Circle VII -- Burning Sands
Harry Potter
Circle
VIII -- Immersed in Excrement
Voldemort
Circle IX
-- Frozen in Ice