Rumors about Cain that every self-respecting fan has heard whispers of:
Pssst.. (Yes you!)
C'mere...I've got some hot juicy gossip to tell you about my favorite band!...(and also some gossip about Sinister Cain too!)(Ha! Just kidding guys! You know I luv ya!)
Let me whisper in your ear what I've heard...
This is an unsubstantiated rumor, so Don't pass this on, ok? But...*I* heard that Sinister Cain, contrary to popular belief, doesn't slaughter live animals onstage...they actually kill them offstage before the show starts, then donate the meat to charity after the show ends! A socially-conscious band, what more is there to love???
(Actually..they really don't...it's just an ugly rumor floating around, I think I read it in the National Enquirer at the checkout counter.
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