2. It leaves you better equipped for school presentations.
3. You'll win all future arguments (mostly).
4. Free food and candy.
5. If you're an attorney, you get to make witnesses cry.
6. If you're a witness, you get to make attorneys cry.
7. Did we mention it looks great on college applications?
8. You'll learn how to look even more impressive.
9. Your parents might buy you a cool suit.
10. You get to yell "OBJECTION!".
SO COME TO TRYOUTS AND SEE WHAT WE'RE ABOUT!!!
