Sweet Tooth – Part Four: The Use Of Handcuffs

Important: Ah! Finally got this done! It was going to be longer than usual… But I decided it’d be more fun to make it in two parts… *shrugs*

Disclaimer: Yes… Continue to follow the shiny object… With your eyes, not your head! Baka! How am I supposed to hypnotize you into believing I own Inuyasha (which I don’t…) if you won’t cooperate?!

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Koharu babbled ceaselessly as she pattered around the small room, unaware that her audience of one was paying her no attention. Miroku, for his part, was more concerned with what she had told him before she started prattling about shopping and clothes and the like. The "plan", to be specific.

It was almost creepy how well thought out it was. The fact that the plan had been put into motion before he'd even been aware of it was just... Scary. Besides, what made those two girls think he'd just drop the rest of his day to play along, all in order to get a girl?

Oh. Right. It was Sango that he was thinking about here.

So... Duh.

Speaking of whom, guess who walked into the room at that very second?

'You know... Whoever came up with that phrase, "speak of the devil" should have made it "speak of an angel"...' Miroku thought idly, eyeing the young dentist discreetly as she exchanged a few quick words with Koharu. She glanced towards him as she spoke, catching his gaze on her. Frowning slightly, she said something else to Koharu, who suddenly burst into giggles.

"You're not serious!" she laughed, leaning back against the small counter. Sango shrugged a shoulder.

"Just watch." With that, the dentist sauntered his way, an enchanting smile gracing her lips. "Somei-san, would you be so kind as to lift your arm a few inches over the chair?" Miroku blinked, complying hesitantly.

"Any reason why?" Her smile merely broadened, and in a flash, he felt something lock around his raised wrist. Upon closer examination, Miroku realized that he had been handcuffed to the chair. Well, that was okay then…

Wait… Handcuffed?! Miroku’s eyebrows shot up as he examined the silver chain, before raising his gaze to look at the rather smug Sango.

He then said the first thing that came to his mind.

"Well, this is rather kinky, wouldn’t you say?"

The smug look evaporated rather quickly. Sango huffed, rolling her eyes.

"No, in fact, it isn’t kinky. It’s to prevent anything kinky from happening." Miroku shrugged.

"Well, at least from my end." She glared, and he simply grinned in return. "Besides, isn’t this a fire hazard?" It was Sango’s turn to shrug as she turned to make her way around his chair to the other side.

"I suppose it is. But then, I could let you go, and you’d be risking the temptation of touching me inappropriately. And I assure you, if that happens while I’m trying to do my job, you will be accused with sexual harassment." She noticed with a pang of irritation that he wasn’t fazed in the least.

Right. Time for the big guns.

Pausing at the back of the chair, she leaned forward, lowering her voice near his ear.

"And I may just have to get a restraining order…" Miroku’s eyes widened a fraction.

Half a minute later, his other hand was handcuffed securely to the other arm of the dentist’s chair, and Sango was busy getting ready to fill Miroku’s cavities.

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"Are you sure this is normal?"

"For the last time, yes!"

"But… I can’t feel my tongue!"

"That sometimes happens when Novocain is used."

"…You did this on purpose didn’t you?" Sango’s slightly evil smile gave it all away. Miroku sighed, pushing his hair back from his face. "You cruel, but beautiful woman…" She shot a glance at him before returning to scribbling down a few more figures on a sheet a paper as she worked out how much her amorous client owed her.

"You know, you aren’t nearly as adept at being a charmer when you’re slurring half of your words together."

"I rejoice in the glory of your compliments," Miroku said dryly, adding a flourished bow as Sango finally set down her pen. A small smile wormed its way across her mouth.

"Well, then, points for trying."

"I should certainly hope so!"

"Indeed… Now, I believe the cost equates to about ¥25,000." He nodded vaguely, writing out the amount on a crisp check. After scrawling out his signature, he tore the slip of paper out along the perforated edge, handing it to Sango. As he did so, a thought crossed his mind.

"Say… Doesn’t Tsuyu-san usually do this sort of stuff?" Miroku inquired, frowning.

"Mmmhmm… She left early, probably for a doctor’s appointment. That’s fine though… You are the last client of the day, so I’ll be closing up soon anyway." She paused in the time it took for her to slide the receipt towards Miroku, looking around the still flowery room. "Though… That may come later than planned. No offence meant, but I can’t just leave thorn-bearing plants just sitting around everywhere. Children do have appointments here, you know."

"It’s no matter. I figured they’d probably get thrown out anyway."

Sango stopped where she was, turning to look at him in a confused manner. He sounded so… Dejected. A thought crossed her mind as she stared in his direction. Was he playing the pity card? Well, if he was…

It was working. If he wasn’t, then… What was wrong with her?

"Somei-san," she said carefully, not even noticing the fact that she had began to use a less formal honorific than was usual around Miroku, "why would you think that?" For once, the young man seemed less than decisive.

"Well… You didn’t have any qualms about getting rid of all the balloons I sent you."

All of a sudden, Sango wasn’t feeling too great about herself. Sure, Miroku didn’t always keep his hands to himself, but other than that, he seemed like a well-rounded person. He had a sense of humor, he was confident, aside from the groping, he treated women extremely well, and he was just sweet. After all, not every guy you meet would go and buy a girl expansive mass-gifts after only one or two meetings.

In short, for all he’d done in such a short time, she had been extremely snappish with him. With that in mind, a shade similar to the color of the roses around her swept across Sango’s face.

"I… I didn’t…"

"Hey! Sango-san! Good news!" Koharu chirped, snapping Miroku and Sango from their small reverie. Sango jumped slightly, but recouped easily, meandering about to scowl at the younger girl. As an extra touch, her arms folded across her chest.

"What is it now, Koharu-san?"

Is it all that surprising that Koharu’s spirit wasn’t dampened in the least?

"Well," she said, clapping her hands together happily, "I’d been thinkin’…" At this point, her two companions exchanged a somewhat disbelieving (and unnoticed) glance. "Since I know the way you think, Sango-san, I know you’re probably trying to figure out a way to move most of these roses out of the office without cluttering up either the garbage bin or your apartment. Am I right? Don’t deny the apartment part! I saw that look on your face when you read his card this morning!"

Somewhere in the middle of Koharu’s ramblings, Sango unexpectedly found herself wallowing in a rather deep pit of supreme embarrassment. Did she really have to state the incredibly obvious right in front of him? And really, did he have to look at her like that?

"Whatever…" she muttered, plopping her chin into her hand as she rested her side against the counter.

"Thought so. Well, I’ve gotta a friend who would be willin’ to take the roses. She’s planning a fundraiser or somethin’, and she said she could use them. What d’you guys think? If it’s okay, I’ll handle the transportation and all. You can go home, and I’ll lock up. That way, you won’t have to worry about ‘em going to waste and all." Sango fidgeted for a second, as those guilty feelings had made a fairly successful rebound.

"Um… Yeah. I think that’d be… Fine… Uh, I’m going to go get my coat and purse!" With that, she made a run for it, Miroku and Koharu left to revel in her dust. The younger of the two let out a small squeak of excitement.

"Good! We’re all set up! The plan is officially in motion!" Koharu gushed, grinning widely at Miroku. "You’d better not put all of my hard work to waste, mister!"

"I suppose," he replied inattentively. Koharu noticed his lack of enthusiasm, pursing her lips together as she eyed him.

"Did I miss somethin’? You don’t seem to be very happy about your long-awaited chance to go on a date with Sango-san… Even though I suppose it is unofficial, you’ve never let those sorts of minor details to get to ya before! So, tell me! What’s wrong?" Resisting the urge to let out a dramatic sigh, Miroku instead forced a smile to cross his face.

"It’s nothing, I assure you."

Koharu opened her mouth to say something else, but Sango chose to reemerge from her office at that second. To put it short, she looked a bit confused.

"Hey… Have either of you seen my purse? I could have sworn I brought it in this morning…" Sango asked, looking around the room. Koharu frowned, tapping a finger against her lip.

"Actually, I don’t think you did… But then, this morning was quite a rush, wasn’t it?" Sango straightened from where she had crouched to check under the counter.

"Are you sure? I hope I didn’t leave it in… Oh Lord…" Hissing in frustration, she practically bolted to the front door, rushing to her car. A loud "Damn it!" announced to the world that she had, in fact, left her purse in the car.

And with it?

Her keys.

Koharu giggled, sending a wink Miroku’s way.

"The rest is all up t’you!"

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Aamalie: So… What’s going to happen now? Sango’s locked out of her car, and Lord knows that lock pickers are expensive… Maybe Miroku can lend a hand? (On several levels, of course!)

Leave a review, and you’ll find out!

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