Snickers – Extra Extra!: Death To Naraku

Queenie: Ahhh, what we've all been waiting for... Death to Naraku!

Reviewers: Death to Naraku!!!

LapisLazuli: Let's throw him to the S/M Fans!

Reviewers: Death to Naraku!!!

Queenie: *tsk tsk* What good would that be for us?

Zero27: We could rip his head off?

Reviewers: YEAH! Death to Naraku!!!

Queenie: ^_^ no dearies... This must be slow... Painful... Fun!

Reviewers: ...

Queenie: -.-; we get to torture him for an extended chapter.

MoonPrynces: Oh... That sounds good

Zero27: Yeah..

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Queenie: ^_^ Now, to begin this little 'party', let's bring him out! Ladies and Gentlemen... Naraku!!

Reviewers: BOO!

Sadistic Shadow: DIE BASTARD KING!

Naraku: What am I here for anyway?

Queenie: Why Naraku... Darling... We simply wanted you to try out a new...uh... Drink! That okay with you?

Naraku: Actually-

Queenie: Great! AngelicFairy! The Tonic!

AngelicFairy: *hops out with the 'drink', bubbling and smoking in it's glory* Open Wide!

Naraku: *shuts mouth and shakes head*

Akikaze: Must you make everything so DIFFICULT?! *hit's Naraku's foot with a mallet*

Naraku: EEP!

AngelicFairy: *puts it into his mouth*

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Naraku: Hey.. This isn't half bad... Kinda tangy...

AngelicFairy: ^_^ It's poison.

Naraku:...shit

Queenie: There we go ^_^

Kikanemi: You mean that's it?

Soli-chan: What a rip! Kill him!

Queenie: >.o no that's not it! That's just the beginning. This way, he'll suffer even when we're not torturing him.

Reviewers: oooooooh

KaT: When would we not be torturing him?

Queenie: When we're talking like this o.O;

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Lil HP FAN: Then let's stop talking!

Reviewers: Hear Hear!

Queenie: v.v ok...

Lil' HP FAN: Queenie they've got an idea *points to kyo and soli*

Queenie: Really now?

Kyo: XD It's good too

Queenie: XD Tell me

*whisper whisper* ....*snicker whisper*

Kukukukukukukukuukukukukuk I like that! Execute plan!

Soli: Which one?

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Queenie: ummmm you can have some fun with voodoo dolls first...then EXECUTE PLAN! Kukukukukukukukukukuuku

Reviewers: YAY!

Soli-chan: *hands out lotsa Naraku voodoo dolls* Now, the first step in using voodoo dolls is Never Hold Back! *bangs it's head against the wall with each sylable*

Naraku: @.@ My HEAD!

Reviwers: *copy*

Soli-chan: ^_^ Very good! Now, accessories are always a must when playing with someone's soul *takes out a pink boa* Observe *ties boa around the voodoo doll's neck and starts strangling it*

Naraku: *starts turning blue*

Queenie: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Now you know how Miroku felt AHAHAHAHAHAHA- soli.... Soli... SOLI-CHAN! You can't kill him yet!

Soli-chan: o.o oh... Right...*lets up*

Naraku: *holds throat taking deep breaths*

Soli-chan: >.> It's not my fault it's so fun.....

Queenie: *Sigh* v.v; next-

*random pack of killer squirals run up and starts attacking Naraku*

Duck-monkey: Get back here! *chases the squiarls off the screen, leaving a cut and bit Naraku*

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Queenie: That was completely random.....

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Reveiwers: DEATH TO NARAKU!!

Queenie: ^_^ EXECUTE PLAN!

Soli + Kyo: YAY!

Kyo: Enjoy! *pulls new hospital scene out*

Soli-chan: Now Don't worry Naraku... This won't hurt a BIT! *jabs needle into his arm*

Naraku: GAH!

Queenie: Oh shut up you big baby!

Naraku: *whimper*

Kyo: *hops into the scene with Miroku*

Fangirls: *squeal*

Miroku: *waves and walks up to the others*

*pat* *pat*

Queenie: *twitch*...*smack*

Kyo: Queenie!

Queenie: What?!

Soli-chan: Ok cutie, *puts doctor coat on Miroku* Time to draw some blood!

Miroku: But I don't know how

Queenie: Oh that's okay! Soli-chan bribed the real doctor to tell you what to do! ^_^

Miroku: oh... Okay! ^_^

Reviewers: YAY!

Naraku: I don't think this is such a-

Moonstarsango: *stuffs and pink boa in his mouth* all better ^_^

Queenie: ^_^ Great! DRAW!

Doctor: *whisper whisper*

Naraku: Muff murrrf fuadfm!

Miroku: ^-^ *draw draw*

Soli: >.> *whisper*

Miroku: *nod*...*draw draw*

Queenie: ok miroku... Miroku... MIROKU!

Naraku: *Gets paler and paler*.....*DEAD*

Queenie: o.o wow..... You killed him

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Reviewers: YAY!

Queenie: ^_^ I just want to thank all of you who reviewered and read. It meant a lot to me. Oh, I promised myself I wouldn't cry. *Sniffle* Anyone have a tissue? No? Oh.... Ok..... Thanks especially to Soli, lil HP Fan, and Sadistic Shadow. Your reviews were hilarious! Ja ne! Look out for my next story ^_^ Like a Fairytale! *you better read it too* >.> Love ya!