Snickers – Part Eight:
Wedding
Disclaimer: I
own it! I OWN IT ALL BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *lawyers start to drag me off* o.o
I take it back! I don't own any of it! *lawyers drop me and hop in their bat
mobile*... damn bats....
Hey! One more
before I leave. I wrote this one while I was at the park, plus I was so
disgusted at how short I made that last chapter. ugh! Not even 900 words! I
normally at least have 1000... except for that first one but gimme
a break! It was the first chapter! Anyway, This really will be the last one I
post until I get back from the shore. Wish me luck! Oh, and sorry I didn't get
to respond to any reviews last time, I was in a hurry to get it posted before
we left. OH! And I jumped out of a car XD My brother was driving through this
one area where the speed limit was 10mph and we were making fun of it and I
said: Hey! Let me jump out of the car!"
My
brother(Evan): Seriously?
Me: yeah!
Evan: ok!
And I jumped
out... and fell. It was the funnest thing ever but I'll never to it again. My
hand hurts now x.x ouchies...
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So... time
flies by as your having fun writing about torturing your favorite Anime
characters. So we'll fast foreword in time, simply because it's oh so much fun!
kukukukukukukukukukukukuku....
SEVEN YEARS
LATER
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ok... time
doesn't go by that fast. It's only been a chapter for gawds sake,
this isn't an epilogue! I'm not so fed up with the story that I want to tear it
to sheds yet o.o so no, this isn't seven years later... more like two weeks ^_^
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Anyway, time
goes by. As promised to herself, Sango and Miroku are friends...with just about
everyone around them trying to get them together. Oh the joy!
Kagome is
convinced that Miroku and Sango are soul mates, and that it's her personal job
to make sure they get together. So, at every chance possible, she would try to
get one of them to admit their feelings, and if that didn't work, conveniently,
they would both get stuck in a room together... alone.... for a few hours.
Completely coincidence of course!
Inuyasha would
get suckered into helping out with his non-official girlfriends plans. How, we
don't know... It was probably because he hated it when girls cried,
which Kagome knew and used to her every advantage. tsk tsk.... such a shame.
Most of the
teachers had become victim to Kagome's plans as well. Miss Yura would
constantly find Sango falling asleep in her class and assign her another
detention. Miroku... being himself, would get himself detention every time he
felt up a girl... student or teacher... which was pretty much everyday! So,
Myouga would agree to hold their sentences and conveniently have to go to a
meeting... Coincidence? I think not! (A/N: It's a conspiracy! I'm telling you!
CONSPIRACY!)
Auntie loved
the idea of Miroku and Sango together. She gave birth to Kagome's mother after
all, who was obsessed with getting grandchildren and dropped the hints any time
possible. She already thought of Inuyasha as a second son. But this story isn't
about Kagome and Inuyasha. Sorry! It's about Miroku and Sango. So, where I was
going with that was this: Kagome's mother had to get it from somewhere, and it
was from her mother. So Auntie was obsessed with getting her niece
and neighbor together.
Kohaku
idolized Miroku. He and Kagome's little brother, Souta, were a lot alike. While
Souta idolized Inuyasha and everything he did, Kohaku sought to lean everything
Miroku knew about girls and learn from him. Who taught him willingly... much to
both Sango and Sesshoumaru's annoyance. Why Sesshoumaru you ask? Because Kohaku
would try everything he learned on his little sister! Damn him...
Anyway, that
is what has been happening in the week or two that we've fast forwarded
through... just in case you'd like to know ^_^
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"I got
the job! I got the job! I got the job! I got the job!" Sango danced around
her room with Kirara... who looked just about ready to barf. (A/N: v.v my poor
kitty is sick...)
"What
job?" Kohaku asked, coming to see what all the fuss and noise was about.
"Your big
sister has just scored a waitress job at the hottest restraunt in town-no! In
the country! EEEE!"
"You work
at McDonalds?!" Kohaku screeched excitedly.
"Yeah
I-wait... NO! I'm talking about Sengoku Jidai! You know, that fancy place a few
miles away from Kag's?"
"Oh
yeah... Cool! So we get discounts right?" ^_^
"Not a
Chance" ^_^
"Damn..."
Kohaku muttered.
"Watch
your mouth! Miroku taught you that didn't he! Oh I'm gonna kill him I'm-"
"actually...
I heard you say it last night on the phone with Kagome describing
Miroku."
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"Run
along and play now Kohaku, Sango has to tell Kagome the good new" And with
that, Sango dashed to the phone and dialed up her 2nd cousin's number.
"KAGOME!"
"Sango?"
"Guess
what!"
"uhh....
Chicken butt!"
"No, even
better!"
"Ummm....."
"I got at
job at Sengoku Jidai!!!!"
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
They squealed.
"So I'll
get discounts right?!"
"Not a
chance."
"Damn..
oh! Will you have it there?" Kagome asked, confusing Sango to no end.
"Have
what?"
"The
wedding of course" ^_^
*BLUSH*
"What are
you-"
"We could
have the reception there! Oh! Maybe the rehearsal dinner orrrr-"
"Kagome!"
"What?"
"Stop
acting like Auntie and Ayame (Kagome's mother)"
"....sorry,
but that would be soooooo romantic! 'Cause in a few years, you may be a partner
and you can-"
"KAGOME!"
"gomen."
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Eight Chapters
in Four days. Am I good or what?! TWO chapters a day. Oh yeah... I'm the bomb.
Ok! REALLY! I'm going now! Seriously, this is the last for about a week... I really
mean it this time! Seriously... ok.... I'm going now... Don't miss me too
much... yeah x.x