Snickers - Part Five

Snickers – Part Five: Detention

Disclaimer: If I did own Inuyasha... I think I'd be typing this on a laptop... rather then our crappy PC....*Sigh*

Well, Here it is! The chapter you've all been waiting for! How do I know you've been waiting for it? Why wouldn't you?! o.O And umm *cough* please don't kill me.... >.>

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Ok.... So I'm stuck in detention... Alone... With Miroku... Oh joy. It wouldn't have been so bad if the teacher was here, but he just had to go to some meeting. Why does that always seem to happen? When you don't want teachers around, they're always there. And when you do, they're no where to be found?! Figures. I've never had good luck anyway.

*shift*

Great... There he goes again. He thinks he's so sneaky! He's been moving closer every half hour! He's moved atleast four times!....wait.... Half hour.... 4...WHERE THE HELL IS THAT TEACHER?!?!

Yes... That teacher, Myouga I believe, has locked Miroku and Sango together in detention... And forgotten them. Isn't Sango's luck just great? She'd long since finished up her sentences and she wanted to go home! Geez, is that so much to ask for?

Sango's head wiped around to glare at Miroku, who'd moved so that she was directly behind her in the last four hours. Turning back around, she silently picked up her stuff, and moved to the other side of the room. Great! Now all of Miroku's hard work has been for nothing!

"Why don't you like me?" Miroku asked, turning his head to the side and staring at her.

'He did not just ask that... Please say he didn't ask that...'

"I never said I didn't like you Miroku." Sango said, avoiding looking at him and answering the question.

"Really? You could have fool me."

"Maybe I'd like you more if you didn't try and grope me every five minutes! Not everybody likes that!"

"Why not?!"

"ARGH!" Sango suppressed and scream and buried her head in her book bag. "Where is Myouga!?"

And right then, Sango heard the most horrible sound possible then...

Laughter

Ok, so you're probably sitting there thinking "Somebody's laughing, big deal!" But have you ever actually had that happen to you? I mean, you're having a horrible day. All you want to do is wallow in your own self pity, then somebody dares to be having fun?! Really, the nerve of them!

Drawing her gaze to the door, Sango was greeted with quite a sight:

A) Inuyasha was currently laughing his...erm... Butt off

B) Kagome was trying to make him shut up... While laughing herself. Talk about hypocritical...

And the infamous C)....

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THAT DAMN TEACHER LAUGHING RIGHT ALONE WITH THEM!

May I say, that was the straw that broke her back. Not that she'd be so weak as to let straw break her back. Really. Maybe Sticks.... Uh.... Never mind.

Sango couldn't think of what else to do. So, she did the only thing someone in her position would do:

She screamed.

"EEEEEEAEAAAAAAAAAAG!"

Miroku covered his ears in pain. Being in the room with her, he got it pretty bad. He hadn't even noticed that people were outside yet.

Kagome and Myouga involuntarily took a step back and their eyes widened. Who know Sango could scream so loud.

But poor Inuyasha... He has dog ears ladies and gents, so he went boom! Boom as if someone had put a magical rosary around his neck and yelled some magic word (A/N: sit. No really, it's better to sit while reading. It helps you relax more I think...) To make him slam into the ground... Yeah... Something like that.

Sango continued to scream until Miroku came up behind her and covered her mouth with his hand.

"Gods Sango! Are you trying to make me deaf or something?!" He shouted in her ear, making her wince. She didn't mean to... It just kind of came out. But still, he put his groping little hand on her mouth! That was not nice. So, being the lady she was, Sango bit his hand.

"Shit!" He shouted, shaking his hand out.

"AEEEEEEEEE" Sango started again, simply to piss him off. Well, that was the plan. Yeah, that was the plan until Miroku turned her around to face him. Now, in case you haven't figured it out yet, Miroku was pretty close to begin with. That was from behind. Well, now he's turned her around and.... Uh..... Woo boy....

Sango stopped mid-screech immediately and took in how close they were. So close in fact, that she could feel his breath on her face. Insanely she thought:

'I hope my breath doesn't stink...' Then of course:

'wait... where the hell did that thought come from?!'

Miroku couldn't help but blush a bit. He didn't know what he'd been thinking when he turned her around, and even if he did... he couldn't think of it now. Figures. All he could do was stare at her lips. Damn his fascination for lips!

Sango noticed this too, and her face turned what had to be an unhealthy shade of bright red.

'Why haven't I moved yet... oh great... just great I'm stuck...' (A/N: that ever happen to you? You desperately want to run somewhere but you just can't seem to move? Doesn't that suck?)

Absently, Miroku began to lower his head. I don't know why. I'm only the stupid author. It must have something to do with magnet's... or chemistry... something scientific.

Sango's mind suddenly began to work and as she slowly moved her head to his as well (A/N I'm tellin' you! Magnets!) her gaze flickered to the door, where Kagome and Inuyasha's faces where pressed against the door trying to get a better look. Poor Myouga was being stood on by Kagome... for viewing purposes of course.

Sango's blush got greater and Miroku too finally looked at the door, which seemed to have caused it. Turning a bit redder too, he dropped his hands, which... somehow, one had made their way around Sango's waist, the other on her shoulder near her neck. It's that damn science again... Digging his hands into his pockets, Miroku took a step back. He'd pinned her against a desk... which had magically made it's way behind Sango. She immediately walk/ran to the door and threw it open, knocking the three to the floor and took off down the hall.

Miroku just watched her go with sad eyes, and after he knew she had gone, turned abruptly and began to bang his head repeatedly against the wall.

"You better hope I get amnesia Inuyasha..." he hissed, still banging his head, "'cause if not, I'm gonna kill you!"

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I'm sooooo sorry! Don't kill me! They will get to kiss later on, but I just think it's too early. Right now, I think my goal is to just build the foundation for their future fluff.(..... did that even make sense?) So atleast the potential is there. And look, I'm making both of them fall first. Is that a treat or what? As said by D-A-I (Do as Infinity... one of my fav j-pop groups. I love Tangerine Dream and Would You Marry Me?) Believe in Desireeeeeeeeeee (that's a song too XD