Snickers – Part Twenty-Two:
Against The Rules
Geez, you guys
wanted it, so I gave it v.v *sigh* only one more chapter after this, and then
the Epilogue. Then after that I'll do the whole 'Die Naraku' thing. >.>
yeah. So 3 more updates *sigh* Fate is indeed a cruel mistress.
Neoshipper: it was cute,
wasn't it? XD and I only update a lot because I have no life ^_^ and writing is
something to keep me from being bored. >.> plus, it gives me an excuse to
be on the computer. Kukukukukukuku. I'm not too mean, v.v I'm not making you
all wait for this chapter. *sigh* I'm going too soft.
Soli-chan: o.o ok.... But I wanna
see that update! XD kukukukukukukukukukuku XD Naraku voodoo dolls. >.> I
love them.... And a message to guys: READ MORE ROMANTIC FLUFF. ^-^ thank you!
>.> there is so much I could say to your review but then we'd never get
to the chapter you wrote it all for o.o
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"I can't
believe that idiot would let this happen!" Inuyasha yelled, speeding down
the street. As soon as Shippou had finished telling Inuyasha what happened, he
grabbed Kagome and pulled her to the car. Somehow he managed to tell her what
happened while speeding through stop signs and red lights. It's amazing they
haven't crashed yet.
"Inuyasha!
Slow down!" Kagome screeched. She was sitting upfront with him and covered
her eyes. Not only was he speeding but it was raining, and hard. Isn't that
strange how whenever something bad is about to happen it's raining? Hm....
"Sango had no choice! It's not his fault"
"He
should have stopped it!"
"Inuyasha
WATCH OUT!"
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"What are
you doing?" Rin asked, watching Miroku run a hole in the rug.
"Fluffy's not going to be very happy when he sees that." She pointed
out. This made Miroku stop and look down. Cursing, he moved to a different spot
and started pacing again. Rin sighed. "Miroku..." She tsked, took his
arm and made him sit on the couch. "You're the baby-sitter... I shouldn't
be telling you what to do."
Rin was right.
Miroku had gotten stuck watching her while Sesshoumaru was out. He took night
classes and since Miroku wasn't going to the dance and the usual sitter, a.k.a.
Jaken, was, Sesshoumaru left Miroku in charge. What was he thinking?
"Sit
here." Rin ordered and went to the closet and came back with Miroku's
coat. "Now Miroku, I know what happened to Kohaku and-"
"How did
you know?"
"I'm not
stupid Miroku, I'm ten. Anyway, I know what's happening between you and Sango
as well."
"HOW?!"
Rin rolled her
eyes, "I read your diary."
"Oh...
Hey! It's not a diary it's a journal!"
"Shut up
and listen. You can't let Sango go to the dance with Naraku, it would go
against all the rules! What rules? The fluff, waff, romance rules that's what!
Plus, the author wouldn't let you be that stupid, so! You need to stop
her."
"...How?
And who is this author?!"
"MIROKU!
Pay attention! Must I figure everything out for you? You go over there and tell
Naraku he can't take her. It's not that hard."
. . .
"Your
right!" Miroku proclaimed, jumping to his feet and taking the jacket from
Rin. "I can't let that bastard take Sango to the dance! First- I'll bust
into the house. Then, I'll punch him... Yeah! Then, I'll take Sango into my
arms and-"
*SCREECH*
"Well you
better do this all soon.... I think he's here."
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"Five
minutes..." Sango moaned. She was getting more and more nervous by the
second. Naraku would be here soon and Miroku still hadn't burst in
proclaiming his love for her. What kind of story is this?! Anyway, she had this
bad feeling in her stomach. Sorta like you ate too many cheese fries before
going on some big tall and fast rollarcoaster (A/N: >.> Don't do that...
And if you do... Tell me about it). Plus, it was raining. Nothing good ever
seems to happen when it's raining. Figures. Hearing the screeching noise
outside, she decided it was now or never.
Waiting until
the knock on the door (which came more like a pound mind you), Sango opened the
door. Immediately her nose was filled with the smell of alcohol and smoke, not
to mention Naraku's normal stench or poison. What does poison smell like? I
don't know, but Sango does now. Who would sell Eu de Poison anyway??
"Hey
babe... Ready to go?" Naraku asked, stumbling in the door wet. It was
raining pretty hard by now and Sango had to keep from laughing at he soaked
baboon outfit. He must of been drunk when he picked it out. Maybe this would be
easier...
"Actually
Naraku... I don't think I'm going to go." Sango said carefully, waiting
for his reaction.
. . .
"Okay."
. . .
"Excuse
me?"
"Yeah...
Why should we go to a stupid dance? We can have all the fun we want right
there..." Naraku said evilly, walking to a wide-eyed Sango. This wasn't
supposed to happen.
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"Inuyasha!
Watch out!" Kagome screamed.
"Shit!"
Inuyasha
turned the wheel sharply, sending their car spinning.
"Gods!
What is it Kag!?"
"... You
almost hit a bird."
-.-;
"Only god
knows why I love you so much..." Inuyasha muttered and backed the car up,
turning it back the right way. Kagome blushed a bit but didn't try to hide the
huge smile on her face.
"I love
you too."
"Good,"
Inuyasha smirked, "Now all we have to do is get Miroku and Sango to say
it."
"Right."
Kagome nodded as Inuyasha started speeding again.
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"Give me
a kiss" Naraku said wickedly, ignoring his bruised sides and scratched
arm. Hey, when your drunk you hardly feel a thing.
"NO!"
She screamed. Naraku had pinned her over the couch with her arms above her
head. She was trying her best to kick him off, but without her hands, she
couldn't do much more damage. She couldn't even reach her katana! Gods, life
sucks She screamed again, praying that someone would hear her, but the thunder
was drowning out any sound she made.
"Get
off!" She screamed again until Naraku captured her lips, cutting it off
(A/N: EEEW! Naraku germs! Get it off! Get if off!) Sango felt sick to her
stomach then. All she wanted to do was throw up and die. She never felt so
disgusting in her life.
That's how
Miroku found them. He stood in the doorway, shocked and disgusted. There was no
way Sango could willingly let him do this. He was about to yell from him
to get off when he heard Sango's muted scream. That drove out any words he was
going to say and ran him off the deep end. Miroku saw red.
The next thing
Sango knew, the weight was off her and her mouth free. Immediately, she turned
and threw up. Coughing and crying she looked up to see the blurred image of
Miroku and Naraku rolling, fists flying. She couldn't tell what was happening
but she'd never been more happy in her life to see someone. Her happiness
dissipated though, when Naraku lifted Miroku up against the wall by the neck.
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>.>
kukukukuku... That's where I'll end it. EWWW! I can't believe I made that
bastard kiss her! EWW EWW EWW EWW! Now I have to go hit my head against
the wall EWWW! so disgusting! Ack! Don't kill me e.e;