Snickers – Part Fifteen:
Questions
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But who are
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I also play
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I love that
song! XD kukukukukuku Anyway on with the story:
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"So, what
do you want?"
"Miroku,
you don't have to pay... I can-"
"I insist
Sango." He said, holding up a hand. "Now, What do you want?"
. . .
"Large
Vanilla in a waffle cone with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles."
*blink blink*
"You like
vanilla?"
"What's
wrong with that?!" Sango snapped.
"Nothing!
Nothing at all!" Miroku defended. "I just thought for liking kitkats
so much, you'd like chocolate..."
"Do you
like chocolate ice cream?"
"I love
it!"
"YUCK!
How??"
"What's
wrong with chocolate?!"
Sango laughed,
"Nothing! Nothing at all!"
"If I
didn't know any better, I'd think you were mocking me." Miroku commented,
paying for the cones.
"How
perceptive." Sango said, reaching for her ice cream... Well... That was
before Miroku pulled it away. "HEY!"
"I don't
know if I should give you this..." He taunted.
"And why
no?" Sango huffed.
"You were
making fun of me."
"I was
not! C'mon! All the sprinkles are gonna drip off- HEY! DON'T YOU DARE.!
Miroku!!!" Sango screamed when Miroku took a chomp out of her ice cream.
"Argh! Now it's got lecher germs!" She whined, causing Miroku to
laugh more.
"Hey!"
He yelled when Sango lunged and took his hand, biting into his Chocolate Ice
Cream.
. . .
. . .
. . .
"GAH! My
teeth! Pain! Agony! Ahh!"
Miroku almost
lost it as Sango jumped around holding her mouth.
"It's not
funny monk!"
"Ok!
That's it! You only get your ice cream if you answer my questions."
Sango had had
it up to here with answering questions that evening... But that ice cream just
looked so good... Oh shit! It was melting!
-.-
"Grrr... Fine"
^_^
"Good" Miroku said, handing her the cone, which she promptly snatched
from his hands, and sat down on a bench.
. . .
"Thank
you"
"Your
welcome" Miroku answered, sitting on the table. "Ok, first
question..." He started "Why monk?"
"I don't
know. The day you stopped Kuranosuke from asking me to the dance I was angry. I
said to Kagome that you were probably jealous because Kuranosuke is like a
king. Kagome asked if you were like a peasant, don't worry I said no"
Sango added quickly, seeing Miroku cringe, "I told her that peasant didn't
really suit you and you struck me more as a perverted monk."
"Ahh...right...
Second question. Did you want to go with Kuranosuke...?"
'Please say
no, please say no.'
"No... I
don't think so. He's nice and all... Just not my type."
"What's
you type?" Miroku countered.
"Oh it
varies... He's got to be smart. Funny. Sweet. Caring..."
"Then why
did you go out with Naraku...?" Miroku couldn't help but ask. This made
Sango stop and look away.
"He used
to be all those things..."
"What
happened?"
Sango
shrugged, "He just... Changed."
"How
so?"
"Well he
used to be really nice when I met him. Really sweet too. He bought me flowers
on my birthdays, visited me while I was sick... He was really good with Kohaku
too..."
"Go
on...."
"He got
into a bit of trouble now and then. He stole things... But I knew that. He
never got into trouble though. His families pretty rich... He could get out of
anything." She said with disgust. "He started getting really bossy...
Like he owned me or something. He's freak out if I talked to other guys or went
somewhere without clearing it with him first... After a while he turned violent.
And I couldn't be with a guy like that... I just..."
"It's
ok...you can't stop now if you want." Miroku said. Sango nodded and rested
her head on Miroku's knee.
"Sango!
Miroku! What are you doing here?" A familiar voice chirped from behind
them. The two quickly jumped apart and turned to see 9 figures.
Rin's voice is
what had called them. She was standing in-between Kohaku and Kagome's brother,
Souta. Sesshoumaru and Kaede were behind them, paying for the ice creams.
Kagome and Inuyasha were sitting a while off, Inuyasha glaring at Shippou, who
was happily licking a mixed cone... Wait... That's eight... Rin (1), Kohaku
(2), Souta (3), Sesshoumaru (4), Kaede (5), Kagome (6), Inuyasha (7), and
Shippou (8)... Oh yeah! Now I remember! Under Sesshoumaru's elegant foot, his
lackey Jaken was squished to the ground... There we go... Nine.
Now before you
say: WTF?! Let me tell you why they're all there and together...
Inuyasha and
Kagome were on the phone talking, and they decided that they wanted some Ice
cream. Souta had just (conveniently) gotten home from his vacation and thought
Ice cream sounded good. Deciding he didn't want to be alone with the love
birds, he called his 2nd cousin/friend, Kohaku. Kohaku asked Kaede who had
nothing better to do anyway, and they decided to go. Now, next door to Kohaku,
Rin also heard Inuyasha mention Ice cream. Inuyasha agreed to take her, but
Sesshoumaru didn't trust Inuyasha enough to leave him alone. So he and his
lackey (Jaken) went too. Jaken was there because he worships the ground
Sesshoumaru walks on... That's all you need to know. Anyway, Shippou just
happens to live on the way to the Ice Cream Shoppee and Kagome thought it would
be nice to take him. Inuyasha tried to change her mind but to no avail. So the
group stopped and picked up Shippo. It just so happens that they all went to
the same ice cream place that Sango and Miroku were currently at... Talk about
a conspiracy...
"So, how
was the date?" They all asked.
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I had to add
the date thing... C'mon! You'd think it was a date too... So we find a little
bit more about the Whole Sango/Naraku thing... I hate him! Sorry... A lot of
rage.... Don't mind me ^_^