Snickers - Part Thirteen

Snickers – Part Thirteen: Sleeping Beauty

Awwww I'm glad you liked the last chapter. And If you didn't.... Then oh well I wasn't talking to you =p Bwuahahahahahah The Morning After....

AngelicFairy: I can't STAND writing all serious stuff... Probably because I'm not a very serious person. And the story pretty much has nothing to do with snickers. I was writing the first two chapters out and knew I needed a title, which I HATE thinking up. So, I looked at my hand and lo and behold, I was eating my favorite thing in the world... A snickers. So I figured. HEY! I'll call it snickers! And thus it's been. Maybe I'll put a snickers in there later on ^_^ prob. Something all sweet and fluffy.

Moonstarsango: You forgive me? Good x.x And go ahead, call it sweet instead of cute ^_^

Sadistic Shadow: I downloaded that song and LOVE it. But I want you to use it. You're the only person who actually gave me a song, but I don't want to use it if you were going to. I love the song though and it does fit them XD

Soli-chan: o.o don't hunt me down..... Please? I haven't read your story yet, but you have 72 reviews for it o.O I don' think it could be all that bad. x.x I'll try it read it soon though. And look! I'm updating! So you can't hunt me down XD bwuah

Moon Prynces: That's what I was having trouble with writing this. X.x the morning after. So, I decided on this: They won't mention it... At least not right away. I'll prob. Have Miroku ask something about it in the next chapter. *-* I'm still in fluff-mode now though.

OK! So now on with the chapter XD Enter the Land of Fluff... kukukukukukukukuku

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The sun shining through the window woke a sleepy Sango from slumber. (A/N: try saying Sleepy Sango from Slumber 3x fast ^-~ it's hard... I tried...) Grumbling something about evil birds, she dug her head into her pillow

. . .

'Aren't pillow's supposed to be soft...?'

. . .

'Oh well... Auntie must have forgotten the fabric softener.'

. . .

'Wait... Pillows aren't normally this firm though...'

Sango pressed on her pillow with her hand.

. . .

'Okay... Pillows definitely don't breathe!'

Sango's eyes shot open, revealing she wasn't in her bed and this definitely wasn't her pillow... Hell, it wasn't a pillow at all! She let her eyes travel up to the sleeping face none other then...

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Miroku.

;-; "eep..." Sango surppressed a scream.

'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..'

Miroku yawned and rubbed an eye. Panicking, Sango quickly shut her eyes tight as she felt Miroku shift under her.

"Wha... Oh..." She heard, followed by something sounding like a slap. "She's going to kill me..." She heard him moan. Miroku sighed and Sango felt him lift her up a bit. She twitched when Miroku's hand was a little too close to her backside for her liking, but he didn't grab anything. Instead, he gently set her back on the bed and left the room, closing the door after him... Who ever knew Sango was so attentive?!

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"Good morning lover-boy." Inuyasha taunted when Miroku emerged from their room.

"Inuyasha, shut up. I didn't mean to fall asleep and nothing happened anyway."

'Well, nothing like that happened...'

"So where's sleeping beauty anyway?" Inuyasha asked, looking around Miroku at the closed door.

"Still sleeping of course."

"I bet I know what would wake her up."

Miroku rolled his eyes. "And what is that?"

"A kiss from her Prince Charming!" A little voice said. Rin jumped up on Inuyasha, smiling at Miroku.

"Oof!" Inuyasha pretended to fall, causing Rin to squeal. "Actually, I was going to say from her perverted monk."

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"What is it with you people and the 'perverted monk' thing?!"

Inuyasha just laughed and put Rin on his back. "C'mon Rin-chan, time to make breakfast for the princess."

"Princesses!" Rin corrected.

"Oh of course mi'lady. There are two princesses in the house." Inuyasha made a deep bow

"Sir. Monk!" Rin called to Miroku. "Would you care to aid us on our quest? I'm and almost certain a wondrous breakfast would awaken the sleeping princess just as well as a kiss from her one true love."

The last statement caused Miroku to blush a bit, but he regained his posture. "But of course my fair lady! I doubt that her true love would give her a magic kiss, for fear of being strangled to death by her hand, so I shall make her breakfast instead! Onward!" (A/N: Think long and hard about what he just said please. ^_^ just to see if you can figure it out before I tell you...)

And the three charged into the kitchen.

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"...I doubt that her true love would give her a magic kiss, for fear of being strangled to death by her hand, so I shall make her breakfast instead! Onward!"

Sango shot up at the statement and turned a bright red. She doubted that Miroku paid any attention to what he had said, but she did. He said 'I'.

"Aahh..." Sango rubbed her cheeks, trying to make the color normal. She could feel her face heating up.

*knock knock*

"Ummm... Come in..."

Rin opened the door wide and was followed by Miroku and Inuyasha.

"See Sir Knight and Sir Monk! The princess has awakened!"

"Yes, and there was no need for Prince Charming to kiss her awake" Inuyasha said.

"If 'prince charming' had tried to, He wouldn't look very charming for very long." Sango huffed.

"Heh..." ^_^ Miroku went

"Very well, your highness!" Rin said, jumping onto the bed, "Even thought true love's first kiss would have been better, we've settled for breakfast instead. Sir Monk! Please bring forth the food!"

Sango giggled as Miroku came scrambling up to her on one knee, holding the tray of food like some precious sword

"May I present to you, fair Lady Sango.... Bacon.... And eggs!" Miroku dramatically introduced.

"Oh why thank you Sir Monk! Never have I seen such a breakfast prepared." Sango played along. Miroku smiled at her.

"I made the eggs!" Rin chirped.

"Thank goodness... I don't know how well Miroku can cook and I think the eggs would turn to Ramen if you'd let Inuyasha make them."

"Hey!" Inuyasha shouted and the other three just laughed at him.

"Don't deny it Inuyasha, all you need to survive is Ramen and you're convinced it's the same for everyone else." Miroku scolded.

"Feh!"

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"Uh huh.....yes Auntie I'm ok, I'm just next door.... Why?......no no! I made Miroku some soup.... Because he was sick..... Because I fell asleep..... AUNTIE NO!...... *sigh* no....... No..... NO! AGH! And I thought Miroku was a perv.... I know auntie.... Uh huh.... I'll be back over soon... Ok.... Bye."

"What she say?" Miroku asked, leaning against the wall.

"She wanted to know where I was, Why I was here, if anything bad happened, did we do anything bad, and if she would get any more kids to call her auntie" Sango blushed at the last part.

"What?!" Miroku practically slipped.

^_^;;; "Kaede has some thing about grandchildren and such...."

"Right... Well.... My princess" Miroku bowed, causing Sango to laugh. "May I escort you to your castle?"

Sango blushed and smiled a bit, "Yes my prince, you may."

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Sweet little chapter. v.v not that long but whatever. I have a thing for Fairy tales if you didn't know ^_^ And I LOVE sleeping beauty. Maleficent rocks XD I have a shirt with her on it. Anyway! Fluff XD Next chapter we'll get back to business.