Snickers – Part Ten: Perverted Monk

Yay! Another chapter. XD don't kill me o.o Not too much to say here, I said most of the stuff I wanted to say in the last chapter I posted x.x oh! and please be sure to read the authors note at the bottom k? ^_^

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Sango stomped down the halls with a venomous look on her face. Was she a happy kitty? I think not! Her friend was desperately trying to calm her down. After Miroku's little 'mix-up' with the whole 'Sango wants to see you/ Kagome wants to see you it's important' thing Sango was an angry cat.

"Oh I'm gonna kill that Miroku...!"

"Sango, calm down!" Kagome tried.

"NO! Kuranosuke was just about to ask me to the Halloween Dance and I know it!"

"Well maybe Miroku didn't?"

"Oh like hell he didn't!" Sango snapped. Miroku couldn't have just coincidentally picked that very moment to interrupt. It's a Conspiracy!

"Maybe he had a good reason." Kagome tried to well... reason.

"Oh please! He's probably just jealous, that's why. Kuranosuke is like a King while Miroku's a-"

"Peasant?"

"...Actually... I had the urge to say perverted monk. Peasant doesn't suit him too well."

"Right"

The girls walked on a bit more, turning the corner.

"Is there such a thing as a perverted monk?"

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"You did what? Tell me again!" Inuyasha yelled. He was currently holding his side and a locker for support. Miroku rolled his eyes and turned to him again. It was funny the first time he told the story... maybe even the second time! But this was the ninth and well... it was old.

"Ok... He was about to ask Sango to the dance, and I of course couldn't let him do that before me, so I ran up and-"

"Miroku" a voice said from behind him. Miroku turned to come face to face with

Naraku.

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"What's going on over there?" Kagome asked when they had come to a halt on their search for Miroku. A crowd was gathered and they couldn't get past.

"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"Woah!" Sango yelled as someone was pushed back into her. "Miroku?!"

"Oh... hey Sango, what's-"

"I'm not done with you" Naraku hissed, pulling him back.

"Naraku Stop! Get off him!" Sango tried pulling the bruised Miroku away.

"Why should I? Do you want to go to the dance with a loser like him?! You could have me instead"

"I'd rather go with him then with a monster like you!" Sango screamed, causing Naraku to let go . Let's face it, Sango's scream was loud. Miroku fell on top of her (A/N: <.< Accidentally of course...) and Naraku sneered.

"You'll be changing you tune..." Naraku spat, turned and left. (A/N: is anyone else thinking that this guy is a bit strange? I am)

"Are you ok?" Sango asked once the crowd had cleared away. Naraku was violent and she didn't like the fact that Miroku had gotten hurt because of her.

"Why didn't you fight back?" Inuyasha asked. When the fright broke out, he had gotten pushed back and couldn't get threw to his cousin because of the crowd.

"What can I say? I'm a lover, not a fighter" Miroku grinned, wiping a line of blood from his split lip.

Sango shook her head and ripped off a piece of her skirt.

"Why Sango! I never knew you had such fine legs." Miroku exclaimed, 'causing her to blush and back away a bit when she spotted his hand moving. Nothing could get this guy down v.v;

"Shut up Monk..." Sango muttered, wiping the blood from his cheek. Miroku turned red and Inuyasha looked confused. Kagome just laughed.

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"I'm ok Kagome... REALLY!" Miroku said again, walking a bit faster.

"Are you sure? Look at the bruise! And that cut's gonna get infected!" she fussed. Kagome's a bit... well... to put it nicely... strange. And when she's all motherly like that... it's scary. Inuyasha laughed. Miroku looked about ready to cry. His wounds weren't that bad, but Kagome was scaring him! Kagome was searching through her purse, convinced that she had a bandage somewhere in there. He stopped though when he caught sight of Sango hanging back with a far off look on her face.

"You ok?" He asked, falling behind the others to walk with her.

"Huh?" Sango asked, looking up and snapping out of her daze. "Oh... yeah."

They walked along a bit more.

"Did you mean it?"

Sango lifted an eyebrow.

"Get away from me!" she heard Miroku screech as Kagome tried to bandage his arm.

"Mean what?"

"That you'd rather go with Miroku."

Sango blushed and fumbled around with an answer. "Well... uh... it's just that... umm..."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "It's a yes or no question Sango."

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"yes" She whispered.

"I knew it!" Inuyasha beamed. 'Hope! Joy! Rapture! Wait until Miroku hears this!"

"But you can't tell him."

'damn...'

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Ok! how'd you like that? ^-~ Anyway, I think I want to put a song in one of the future chapters. o.O I'm just not sure which one. So! If you could, when you review, let me know some of your favorite songs! it can be in English, j-pop, j-rock, anime, r&b, whatever you like! ok? Thanks! oh! and sorry about having Miroku get beaten up >.> Damnit! It's short x.x not even 1000 words. DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT (>.> so i'm trying to make it longer by raving... big deal x.x)