Snicker Doodles – Part Two: Love Pat

Sango bounced down the stairs with a newfound energy. For some reason, she was just.... Really really really really happy. She didn't know why... She just was.

"Awful morning to you." She chirped, pecking her little brother on the cheek. He moaned and glared at his sister as Rin giggled next to him. He was this close to reaching the next stage of playboyism. Now, all that hard work, down the drain. Speaking of playboy's, where's our favorite lecher?

"Where's Miroku?" Sango asked, still bubbling. There were a few scattered mumbles throughout the room until Rin piped up.

"Oh! I know!"

The rest of the table just gave her a 'keep-quiet' glare. Yeah, as if that would work....

"He left."

. . .

"Aunty took him to the store."

"........" Still bubbling.

"Actually, dragged is more like it."

"........" Bubbling just a little bit more.

"Actually... I think he may have been unconscious.

"........" Boiling now.

"Nah, actually, he went on his own. Something about Sleeping Beauty taking too long to get dress."

And the pot overflows!

"He said what?"

Sango didn't take that long to get dressed. Sure, first, she had to gather up the energy to open up her drawer. Then, she had to actually pick out what clothes she wanted to wear. Finally, she had to (get this) put them on. That's a lot of work! And may I just say, thirty minutes is not 'too long' to put on a pair of jeans and shirt. Ask me, and I'd say that's record breaking time!

"Well now Sango, you do take a while to get ready."

"Thirty minutes is not long to get ready!" Sango snapped, turning on Kagome. She was really no person to talk, Miss 'oh-I-have-to-look-perfect-before-I-go-to-the-mall-even-though-I-already-have-a-boyfriend!'. Sango would have mentioned this, but with Inuyasha right there, it might not be the best idea....

.......oh what the hell.

"What?" He growled, sending Kagome the 'look'. Yeah... You know.... That 'yeah-you've-done-something-wrong-look. She just smiled and patted him on the chest.

"Now Inu..."

"Don't 'Inu' me." He glared, crossing his arms. It was no secret the anyone that Inuyasha was more then a little protective of the girls he knew. Actually, I feel more bad for Rin. She's got Inuyasha and Miroku, who's rule is 'You-can't-date-until-you've-married.' But that isn't nearly the worst of it. The worst is....

....Sesshomaru.

His rule was, and always will be, 'Rin-will-not-date-until-I-deem-a-man-worthy-enough-for-her-meaning-she-will-never-date-for-there-will-never-be-anyone-I-deem-worthy-so-ha.' Every nine to thirteen year old in town knew this and stay far away while her eldest brother is near. Well... Except Kohaku and Sota. It was kind of cute to watch the two compete with each other. You know, in that sick was a sister likes to watch her younger brother in anguish sort of way. What? It's funny! Sort of... I just hope they don't end up the way Inuyasha and Koga are.

Oh yes, Koga is still around. Despite the fact that he now has a fiancee (Ayame), he's still too stubborn to admit that Inuyasha had ended up with 'his woman'. So when they all coincidentally ran into each other at the mall, needless to say, squirmishs occurred.

"What, was Koga there? Or maybe it was Hobo."

"It's Hojo, and no, it was just Sango and I." Kagome pressed, kissing Inuyasha on the nose. "Koinu..."

"GACK!"

Both turned around to glare at the young-ins. Rin and Kohaku were making gagging noises, sticking their fingers down their throats at the sight of affection.

"Gag, gack- oh shit! I think I'm gonna puke!"

"Kohaku!" Sango yelled, turning on the one to use profanities.

"What?"

"Inuyasha, did you teach him that?"

"No!" Inuyasha huffed, crossing his arms. Sango could have sworn she heard him mumble "I'm teaching Rin"

"Then who-"

"Morning everyone"

Sango turned to glare at the voice, "Oh yes, I should have guessed."

"You know, you do that glaring thing really well. Wait... Guess what?" Miroku asked, backing up a bit. Sango was almost as scary when angry, as Kagome was when motherly. Especially when the anger is directed toward you.

"You-"

"I have kitkats."

Okay... Now Sango was just torn. Beat Miroku to a bloody pulp for really no good reason at all, or a kitkat. It's a tough decision, let me tell you that much. The love of your life, or the love of your mouth, really, this entire decision was based on those two choices. Well... That and the state of Sango's stomach.

"Kitkat" She chirped, taking it out of Miroku's hand. He sighed in relief.

"Ow! What was that for?" He complained, rubbing the back of his head.

"It was a love tap." Sango smiled, kissing him on the cheek. Oh come now, she needed to him someone.

"A love tap eh?" Miroku grinned. We can almost see the little light bulb pop on top of his head.

"Kohaku, are you taking notes?"

"Yes sir!" Kohaku saluted, taking out his portable black book.

*pat pat*

*slap*

"But Koi, it was a love pat!"

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See! I told you I'd update today! Okay, so it's not much but a little bit of humor, hopefully it's enough to hold you over though. Really sorry it's taking so long! Sequels are hard! I have a newfound respect of those authors who write series. You rock!

13 Reviews for it's debut! Damn, I feel loved....

LapisLazuliKnight88: Yes he has! XD A new pervert is born! BWUAH >.o They weren't screwing.... Right then. Yeah, my friends just kinda barge in too. No one bothers to knock. It just doesn't happen.

Soli-chan: No, you don't have to tell me... I already know XD BWUAH! J/k. Well of course I heart you! This entire story is JUST FOR SOLI! ^_^ Because I heart you so much! And wouldn't you like to know who ruins the plans. BWUAH! I know, I just have to get there ;-; You know what? Romance does that to me too v.v; It reminds me that I have none in my life, but I love reading it. Damn this bittersweetness! Don't worry v.v; I'm a freak and a pervert too. It's alllllll good. And just a question... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! A MONTH Soli! I haven't heard from you in a month. -.-; get your arse on the computer

KyosNekoGirl: o.o atleast you've got a boyfriend. But.... Yeah, I'd rather not get woken up by being beat senseless ^_^; I'd much prefer Miroku's way. And we like that 'sick sweet stuff' 'cause it just gives such fluffy feelings XD Guys need to read more of it!

Sadistic Shadow: o.o atleast come back to read another chapter....

Kikanemi: I'm sorry! I promise, the next time I post a story, I'll email you personally to let you know XD and sorry it took so long to update

DEeYaN : NO! It's not gonna be a lemon e.e I couldn't do that. Do you see that kelli?! No lemon! (Kelli=irl friend who wrote one -.-; )

Moonstarsango : Yuck! X.x I don't like milkyways.... I don't know why, I just never had a taste for them. And yeah XD I made one! I'm wasn't too sure if I should though e.e I've even thought about deleting it, but no, I wouldn't do that ^_^

Aamalie: Yeah v.v; sickness sucks. I was feeling all crappy yesterday, like there was a twenty pound baby on my head. Yeah, you reviewed >.> 'cause of the ticklish thing.... Yeah *still has a guilty conscious about that......*

PrincessKagome: Yaying... I like that word XD I'm gonna have to use it somehow... Yeah, anyone doing that would be sweet, but it being Miroku would make it just that much better

Kyoku-Ryu-Akurei: I... I....I posted o.o

Also, thank ta Actress_Anales_4, Katana, and lil-strange-person