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COLOSSAL DEATH ROBOT ARE YOU?
 Holy Prime Directive, you're
Robocop!
Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic
lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic
rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the
air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random
concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to
adore.
Thank you, Robocop.
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WHICH ANNOYING
B-LIST CELEBRITY ARE YOU?
I feel the need to break this to
you gently.
Are you sitting comfortably? If
you fall, you're not going to hit your head or anything? Sure?
Right then. Um.
You're Pauly Shore.

Possibly the most
obnoxious B-list celebrity there ever was or could ever be, you were once an MTV
veejay but have since moved into the world of really, really bad movies. Take,
for example, Biodome. Or the risible Encino Man (aka California
Man). You've complained that Beavis and Butthead stole your act - and you may
well be right. Ugh.
Credit should go to
you, though, for making a documentary called Spooge.
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