 PERSONALITY
TEST
 GURU:
(Submissive, Extrovert, Abstract, Feeler )
Like just 12% of the population you
are a GURU (SEAF)--kind, knowing, giving. Like Buddha of old, you can be
a persuasive speaker, and you use your creative talents to further the
objectives of your heart instead of your mind. But be careful that your
friends don't take advantage of your relaxed nature, that's what
happened to Jesus.
Above all, you like going with the flow. And there is probably nothing
in the world you haven't smoked. That's cool. Oh yeah, you like to talk
a lot. That's cool, too. Whatever.
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STRESS TEST
You exhibit a stress percentage of 6% which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even
further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your
life immediately: consciousness.
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SLUT TEST
The results are in! You are 21% slutty which is actually less than the average 46%.
Based on the 4,129,333 test takers so far: you're sluttier than 13% of the
world and you're cleaner than 87% of the world.
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PURITY TEST
You are 74% Pure! Based
on the 8,730,195 submissions before you: 81% are less pure than you, 1%
are like you and 18% are more pure
than you.
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GREED
TEST
You are 43% greedy!
Of the 1,099,765 test takers so far: 7% are as greedy as you, 20%
are less greedy than you, 73% are greedier than you. |
PREGNANCY
TEST
According to our analysis,
you are not currently pregnant.
During your life, you'll have: 3 children.
Here are some stats about your next one: Sex: female, Birth weight: 5
lbs. 4 oz., Length at birth: 7 inches, Chance of mangling birth-defect:
6%, Most likely defect: spina-bifida. |
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GAY
TEST
You are 24% Gay! That's less
gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed
orientation. The typical straight female
is 32% gay! Here's how you compare, based on 761,159
submissions before you: 23%
are less gay than you, 4% are just as gay as you
and 72% are more gay than you.
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THE
SEX TEST
Congrats! In your life,
you'll have sex with 2 people! (Including the 1 you've already had sex
with, that makes 1 new lover!) The info on your 1 future sex partner: 0 of
them will be female, 1 of them will be male, you will actually love 1 of
them! Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to
get hurt.
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THE
BITCH TEST
The results are in. You are certifiably: 20%
bitch! Which is lower than the worldwide average 38%. How others compare:
1% (same
as you), 6% (less bitchy than you), 93%
(bitchier than you).
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THE
ASS TEST
I got an "outstanding ass score" of 74% (and called an
"accomplished butt-bandito") and as a prize... I got to see a
pic of this guy's butt! Gross! I'd show you the pic... but... I'd rather
not... trust me... it wasn't pretty! |
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THE
DEATH TEST
Their results said that I could expect to die on August 11, 2050
at the age of 71 years old. It went on to say that on that date, I would
most likely die from: Cancer (41%), Alcoholism (13%), Homicide (9%),
Horrible Accident (7%), Alien Abduction (5%), Confusion (5%) and
Loneliness (5%).
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THE UN-TELLIGENCE
TEST
For the record, you are: 57%
Un-telligent! which is normal since the
current average is 60%. Your evaluation is unique,
however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your
personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence)
that you are moderate but excitingly different:
"The subject shows a very high
level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of
her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but
that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is
one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky
door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she
avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat
perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of
morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these
three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of
morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest
individuals."
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