For funny nursery rhymes.
-Washington Irving
Love entwined we all embrace
Too much to let the others go
Not enough to let it show
Until that precarious time does come
When loved ones do what shouldn't be done
To taste the bitterness of worried fear
For those of which we hold so dear
For that I am truly blessed
A friend that worries above the rest
And forgives thy sins when all is done
So peace may rest between everyone
Link (i love that as a name!)
Tanis
Raistlin
Picachu (just kidding)
Trogdor (The Burninator... also just kidding)
Yuna
Some leave a powerful poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known to sound like a song
A fart can create a most curious medley
A fart can be harmless, or silent but deadly
A fart might not smell, while others are vile
A fart may pass quickly, or linger a while
A fart can occur in a number of places
And leave everyone with strange looks on thier faces
From wide open prairie, to small evevators
A fart will find all of us sooner or later
But not all farts are bad, this is simply not true
We mustn't forget dear sweet old farts like you.
Breakfast does not come in Chelsea's lair
For pancakes belong to the upper class
Slaves and servants deserve much less
Thy parental units may be confused
Or else I am the one bemused
But worry not, I have found a glitch
A solution there is to such a hitch
For as long as I have faithful friends
Who would go to great lengths for that which I depend
An alternative arrises in such difficult times
For ribs I must resort to in order to survive