Christmas Party?

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<< the scene opens in Michael Cole�s house in the USA, nearby the main headquarters of the XWL front office, where he is hosting his annual XWL christmas party. By the look of everything, it seems to be quite the festive Christmas evening. Almost all of the behind the scenes XWL workers are all mingling with one another while some on air personalities like J.R and The King are chatting it up and having a good time by the food and orderves table.

There are numerous caterers walking around aimlessly serving out various holiday snacks to the members of the party. There is a big crowd of people all surrounding their boss, XWL CEO Vince Russo, who is wearing a party hat and has a kazoo in his mouth. By the looks of everything, it seems to be quite the jolly and happy setting where everybody is relaxing and enjoying themselves.

A piece of entertainment for the evening is being shown from the huge movie theatre like screen that is draped on the wall. This monstrosity of a screen is showing clips of XWL latest successful pay per view extravaganza, "Christmas in a Cage 2001." After a few moments have passed, the host of the party comes walking in the room with lady accompanists in each arm and is also wearing a party hat. He and his lady friends take a seat on his leather couch and enjoy some nice glasses of Jack's finest champagne. Off in the distance, XWL veteran, Stone Cold, is shown trying to pick up on a female at the party by intentionally having both of them stand right underneath the mistletoe.

The lady then responds to this by executing a "SLAPSHOT" of a smack across his face and then walks away from him. Stone Cold is obviously depressed after being rejected by his 9th lady tonight so he decides to call it a night and head for the door. Before his hand reaches the doorknob, the door swings open, knocking him in the face sending him across the room.

When the door opens completely, Johnathon Richards enters the party wearing a " XWL ATTITUDE" shirt accompanied by a black leather jacket and pair blue jeans. He's holding a medal baseball bat in his hand. A few seconds after his entrance, the backround music of the part turns off and everything and everyone grows completely silent in the room...everything is silent except the distant murmurs of a whisper heard from afar.

Then The Rock steps in then takes a moment to stop and look around the room. He see's Michael Cole on the couch with his two lady friends, still having a good time drinking his champagne. Rock then gets a disgusted look on his face and approaches Cole. Cole begins to get a bit nervous as The Rock reaches his hand out to him. Then, to Cole�s surprise, Rock yanks the bottle of wine out of his hand and begins to chug it like a crazy man.

Everyone in the room, including CEO Vince Russo and President Hammer are all utterly disgusted by Rock�s display. Russo whispers to Hammer who is sitting right beside him : I�m going to kick his @$$! Hammer: Why? Just watch on Raw!

Rock then looks up from his bottle of champagne and gives everyone a cold, hard stare. Cole, half drunk, gets up and decides that he better get a hold of Rock before he does something real crazy)

Cole: Rock, Rock.... get a hold of yourself. Thanks for coming to my party but I'd appreciate if you'd just behave yourself. We all know that it's been a tough week for you but we'd all really appreciate if you'd calm down.

Rock: No, you know what Cole.....you don't even know the half of it. You have no idea what the current hell that I call my life is like to live in right now. You have no clue what I've been through this week. I mean, this week being Christmas week, would�ve been expectantly a very good and successful one. That's what I came to expect because this past month, everything has been seemingly going good for me.

My XWL career was in a slump and I had finally turned things around.... or so I thought. I just feel confused and lost right now and I bet that you could understand why. First of all, more than anything, I should be the XWL champion right now. I should be attending this party with that World title belt strapped around my waist right now but tragedy struck and bullshit occurred and now look at my current predicament. I mean, where does my career go from here?

This is just terrible but believe you me.... I will collect damages for EVERYTHING that has been done to me. I've accepted the fact that I've been burdened with the habit of bad luck but at Smackdown that was just the last straw.

NO MORE will I just sit here and all this crap to go on anymore. I will no longer be looked down upon as a bottom feeder or a second rate super star. From here on out I'm gonna show and make everyone see that I am the SUPERIOR of this company and that I will be running the show from now on.

I will rid myself of the burden of bad luck from now on. God, Cole.....do you know how much stress and personal agony I've dealing with this week? I can really bet that you have no idea. The crappy crappy XWL title match result was just the beginning. As the evening of Christmas in a Cage resumed, the XWL superstar who I hate out of any man I've ever met in my life made his unfortunate return.......is Majin!!! Gosh, just the sound of his name just makes me wanna break something. One of these days he's gonna get his.

If we ever end up in a ring together again, I am just gonna SNAP!!! I have no idea why people actually think this guy is even semi good at all. He's complete and utter joke. His ring persona is embarrassing and he's just a dumb punk @$$ b**ch!

How does this guy ever get type casted as a top star over " Majin " How does he get rated higher than I am for a second? This guy just makes me sick and, actually, now that I think about it....I'm kinda glad that he's back. Now I'll have the chance to show the world, once and for all, that I am the SUPERIOR to him and that I've been the true star all along. This guy never fights and if he does he faces jobbers every week and people wonder why he has such a great record.

Oh, woopdee do....this guy can be the Prince about a million times on Raw. That's a real big deal. Yeah, right. So that�s why on Raw Is War I will challenge Majin just so I can beat the living hell out of him!

(The fans cheer) So on Raw!!

JUST BRING IT!!

Then all of a sudden Kevin Nash walks into the party. Rock: Kevin! The Rock says this. Just because you beat the Rock 1,2,3!! That still does not mean you will get respect! No, No, No!

That means you will get you @$$ whooped even harder then the Rock did. Nash: Oh doesn�t worry I�ll be fine! Rock: We will see about that because on Smackdown I have a title shot.

If You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin!!

(As the Rock turns around) Nash: Oh really?

(Nash hits the Rock with a few punches left and right. He even hits the Rock with a ROCK BOTTOM! But to finish him off he gives the Rock a NASH Power bomb!) (Russo comes down to the Rock)

Russo: Guess what Rock! In that agreement about you getting a rematch title shot again. You JUST LOST IT!! Because in the readings below the script if either superstar touched each other they would be stricken from they�re rematch! If YOU SMELL WHAT RUSSO IS COOKIN!! Rock: I�ll get you Russo! (The scene fades as the camera goes off air!) 1