San Antonio Rose Bar and Grill

(The Rock's limo pulls up to the San Antonio Rose Bar and Grill. From the outside the place looks like a dive with broken stairs, a door missing a few hinges, a couple of broken windows and pick-up trucks parked all around. It's not the usual place the Rock would frequent. The air smells of beer and steak.

The driver opens the door and asks the Rock if he's sure this is where he wants to eat. Absolutely says the Rock, if Stone Cold Steve Austin and Ken Shamrock recommend it, The Rock's gotta try it. The thought of a cold one and a 10 oz. steak appeals to the Rock at the moment. Rocky is wearing a black Texas 10 gallon hat and is dressed all in black -black silk shirt, black leather pants, black cowboy boots.

He looks like someone out of a western movie - John Wayne perhaps.

The Rock saunters up the stairs and opens the door. The smell of cigarettes and beer is overwhelming. Inside at a table near the bar sit Ken Shamrock and Stone Cold Steve Austin having a beer.

Even Stephanie MacMahon Helmsley is there. Strutting her wears at the bar amongst a group of cowboys. The Rock walks over to Stone Cold and Ken and tips his ten gallon hat in salute.

The two men ignore The Rock. A bystander comments on look what the cow dragged in. The Rock ignores the guy and asks the waitress for a beer, a steak and a baked potato.

Not a Stephanie MacMahon baked potatoe - leave all that fluff off of his potatoe. Just give The Rock some butter on the potatoe and don't forget to come back to get his order of pie. Then Mike the Rock's agent steps in.)

Rock: Hi Mike! Mike: Hey Rock! What are you going to eat? Rock: Steak, beer and a baked potato. Mike: Sounds good! Maybe I'll have some to.

(The waitress walks right by again)

Rock: Hey waitress! We need a second order of everything that I just ordered. Oh yeah and don't for get my pie!!

Waitress: Yeah Yeah Yeah!

(She walks away)

Rock: You see those two beer belys?

Mike: Yeah

I will face one of them tomorrow. Mike: Who Shamrock or Steve Austin? Rock: I don't know one of them. And the winner of they're match will face me for the Gold.

Mike: Cool! What happens if they beat you?

Rock: They won't look at Austin that beer bely. Drinks Drinks and Drinks.Can bearly get up from the table. Just think he wouldn't be a good champion always drunk. And Shamrock is at least in shape from all his UFC fighting but to much steak can kill a guy in that good of shape.

(The fans cheer)

Mike: Where the hell is my food?

Rock: Don't know. But look at those two trash talking each other. They're either trash talking at each other for the match or telling each other who wants Stephanie more!

(Mike laughs)

Mike: Thats funny!

Rock: What? What?

(Rock laughs as well)

Rock: Look are steaks are comming.

Mike: It only took 10 minutes but I guess its better then nothing!?

(The scene fades)

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