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July 13, 2007 |
 When criminals in this world appear, And break the laws that they should fear, And frighten all who see or hear, The cry goes up both far and near for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Speed of lighting! Roar of Thunder! Fighting all who rob and plunder! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! What the hell is this craptastic crap they are doing to my childhood memories of entertainment? First Transformers now fucking Underdog? NOT UNDERDOG! Ok so Underdog wasn't MY childhood per say but I DO have memories of my dad always watching it and thus, I would watch it. Now for those of you that are going to whine about how Transformers was a good movie, you properly like the new He-man and the new G.I.Joe therefore you have no taste and your opinion doesn't matter. Or you have never seen the cartoon and there for you, yourself don't matter. Anyway if you aren't familiar with the cartoon He's like a dog parody of superman lol His alter-identity, like every superhero has, was the lovable Shoeshine Boy. When there was trouble he ducked into a phone booth (phone booth right? XD) and changed into UNDERDOG! Underdog's favorite saying was "There's no need to fear! Underdog is here!" haha! And he would crash into shit when he was flying and cause all kinds of damage. Like all superheros there was one that stole Underdog's heart. Polly was her name and EVERY episode this bitch (no really she was..yanno...female dog?) would get herself kidnapped or find herself in some kind of trouble and off Shoeshine boy would go to save her as Underdog, of course. Anyway this was a great cartoon and now they are making a shitty movie. It's going to be retarded in the way....Garfield the movie was retarded. (Oh that's another great cartoon they ruined by making a movie! Yay!) First of all the dog they used doesn't even LOOK like Underdog. Second wtf is with the powers he has? Underdog didn't naturally have powers, he took something to GET those powers and none of those powers included breathing off some other dog's fur x.x Let's not forget that Underdog actually had a costume not just a cape. UGH! And I hear a Alvin and the Chipmunks movie is in the making...please shot me now..is nothing sacred? Seems my childhood isn't. Next will be a Snorks movie x.x |
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