MEN ARE LIKE....

Men are like.....

Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Men are like.....
Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like.....
Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. [does this remind me of loveyboy or what?!]

Men are like.....

Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.[it surprises me, but this turns out to be true every time]

Men are like.....
Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....
Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.[true true true true true]

Men are like.....
Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. [hard to figure out..that must be the understatement of the millenium]

Men are like.....
Coolers. Load them with Beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....

Copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it.

Men are like.....

Curling Irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like .....

Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....
Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.[awww, pretty boys]


Men are like.....
Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....
Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

Men are like.....
Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....
Place Mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....
Snow Storms. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get, or how long they will last.

Men are like.....
Used Cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

Men are like.....
Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. [does somebody speak the truth here or what?]

Men are like.....
Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....

Newborn Babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.(oh, this one goes out to all my brothas. Especially you Chris!)

Men are like.....
Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right through them.

Men are like.....
Dry Cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.

Men are like.....

Potties. The good ones are taken or they're fulla sh*t