He laughs hysterically everytime someone says, "Wookiee."
The family dog is offened that it's named after him.
A sign in his room reads, "Socks first, sneakers second."
He hates it when you call during his fave shows--what if Wile E. Coyote
catches the road runner this time?!
He has to label his underwear with "front" and
"back."
At a pool party, he explains that you shouldn't eat until at least 10
minutes after swimming.
His biggest fear in life? Becoming pregnant.
He's afraid his toaster is going to explode when Y2K hits.
Every winter he asks, "Ok, so when the snow melts, where does the
white go?"
He wonders which part of the Eskimo they use to make Eskimo Pies.
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