One day my friend and I were walking through the Marin County countryside, when we spied a flying saucer. The shape of the disc along with the peculiar hum it made, proved that this was indeed a vessel of Martian design. Its a good thing that I just happened to have my camera ready when it flew by.
I know what you are thinking...I am trying to pull the wool over your eyes! Well let me tell you a thing or two...Shortly after the photo was developed my friend and I took it to 10 experts, and 9 out of those 10 told us that they could find no evidence of tampering! Therefore scientific investigation proves that this photo is genuine.
Okay, the 10th expert did say that what we really did was toss a pie tin into the air and photograph it. Can you believe that!? Like I am the type of person who would ransack my mother's kitchen utensils and throw them in the air! It's just so pathetic to hear the kinds of claims people will make just to get attention!
Anyways, enjoy the photo, but don't tell the Government that you saw it.