JOB: Leading toy distributor
DESCRIPTION: A new breed of toy outlets has cropped up - Toys T Us.
The new chain, sponsored by the big man himself, offers Mr. T related goods 24 hours a day. The stores are packed with A-Team merchandise (with the Hannibals removed), Mr. T tupperware, Not Another Teen Movie DVDs - LOTS of Not Another Teen Movie DVDs, Mr. Potato Ts, the mysteriously elusive Mr. T vs. Skeletor 2-packs, and Rocky box sets.
"We're excited about the stores," speaks General Manager Scott Poole at a press conference. "Where else can you buy this much Mr. T related produce? Apart from Mr. T World down the road, but we suspect they'll be pitied with such ferocity the building will grow legs and walk away."
Mr. T World denies charges of harbouring giant mechanical legs, a l� Wild Wild West.
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