JOB: Very expensive and parodied work of art
DESCRIPTION: This was sent to us courtesy of the Museum of Artistic Historical Accuracy, and this is a MRTSIGHTINGS EXCLUSIVE - the image above is THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THE SCREAM.
"It's been locked away for hundreds of years," claims curator at M.A.H.A Karen Walters. "Apparently, this version wasn't to the liking of the original buyer, so the artist moderated it to the Scream we know today. But Mr. T WAS the original model, and we have proof - the artist left a note."
The note, left by the painter, is here in it's complete form:
"Apparently, my image of that man I saw crossing the bridge that morning wasn't good enough, so I've got to draw it again. I hope this gets to someone, as I tried to draw that man again, but he drove away in an unmarked van. That sure would make a great T.V show, but TV hasn't been invented yet. Crap."
This has led historians to believe Mr. T is hiding an elixer of life away from everybody else... this has led scientists to believe that his gold has some sort of magic power, which has led science historians to believe he is hiding the elixer in the magic gold. "The Pitying", as the painting was originally known, is being auctioned at Sotherbie's in New York.
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