JOB: Teletubby
DESCRIPTION: The Teletubbies are an odd flavour - the Americans believe it's a collossal British inside joke, and the British don't get it anyway. But as of recent years, storylines have been decreasing in quality, and buyrates are down, so the producers had to exhaust every last option.
"Yeah, the storylines were really going down the toilet," claims series writer Howard Jukes. "There's only so much you can do with the material, y'know? Anyway, we tried all the usual storylines, like Who Shot Tinky Winky and Laa Laa is Pregnant, the usual stuff, then we hired Mr. T. Things got better immediately."
The T-Letubbies are a group of teletubbies, lead by Mr. T, who go round in an unmarked hoover with a face kicking rabbits, pitying rabbits, and smashing the giant windmill and blaming the baby in the sun. The drainpipe has been fired due to cultural differences, and George Peppard is said to have been behind the firing.
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