JOB: Body-slicing nutjob in cult slasher flick The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
DESCRIPTION: Film buffs and horror honchos will know that recently, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was finally given a home on DVD. But questions have started to arise about who was actually under the mask for the film.
"Now, you see, I didn't notice this until a few nights ago when I was watching the film with my friends from the Games Workshop," announces geek-of-the-week Will Tarthem, an annoying fat kid who rewinds Beatles LPs looking for satanic messages and looks for hidden penises in the ice cubes in the soft drink adverts in magazines. "we were playing the film backwards to see if there were any satanic messages and looking for hidden penises in the ice cubes, when we noticed this... when you play Texas Chainsaw Massacre backwards, the film is exactly the same, only MR. T IS UNDER THE MASK. Take a look."
And look we did.
And he's right. Instead of murdering with a chainsaw, he pities poor victims. Instead of making lampshades from skin, he makes lampshades from Hannibal's leather gloves, which are 10 thousand years old.
Remarkable.
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