JOB: Hired driver
DESCRIPTION: Anyone who watched one episode of the A Team will know Mr. T was constantly behind the wheel. Now he's doing it for a living, cheuffering such famous clients as Richard Little, Little Richard, and Richie Rich.
"Yeah, Mr. T's so reliable. What a nice guy. You have to make allowances for him to stop the van to either lean out of the window to pity a fool or to solve a mystery, but apart from that, it's smooth sailing. I just had him escort me out of Iraq," says Mr. S. Hussone. "No trouble at all. He didn't even want my real name. Great lad."
Mr. T is available on 1-800-SUCKAS.
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