JOB: actor
DESCRIPTION: This is a poster from a screen test that recently went down in New York. Apparently, David Schwimmer has had a gutsful of the roll of Ross Geller, so Mr T was brought in to fill the void.
"We're really going all the way with Mr T, if the new series ever makes the airwaves" says producers at Warner Bros., the funding behind the show. "As you can see, we're making him the central character and basing the show around him, and his crazy adventures. Him, Joey, Chandler, Monica, Rachael and Pheobe all go around in an unmarked van solving crimes. We're even changing the name, from FRIENDS to SUCKAS."
So, is it going to be a re-packaged A-Team?
"No no no no no, it's not. It's totally different." Warner assures us. "Sure, it has the elements of the A-Team, but Chandler comes up with witty lines like, "could I BE any more of a sucka?" and Monica is extremely fussy about the cleanliness of the van. From which hilarity indeed does arise."
The main thing they should worry about arising is ratings, but we have yet to see it make the air.
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