JOB: Hocker of alarming-side-effect-inducing steroids
DESCRIPTION: Mr. T could soon be facing a court case, for the alarming side effects of his own brand of steroids. The back of the box had this to say:
"Are you givin' it the skinny thang, foo'? Are you a sissy little woman who'd be pitied, based on the common theme that you're a fool!? Then get Mr. T Steroids, and start pitying the fools who were giving you da pity jibba-jabba beforehand, foo'! A little bit o' me is in every injection, pill, or crack-cocaine-like cigarette, so get pumpin' fool! *results may vary*"
That's the killer line - results may vary. And when he says there's a "little bit" of him in the product, he isn't lying - what he doesn't tell you is that the bit of him is actually a DNA embryo-like strand, which gives the person Mr. T-like DNA, something Scott "Roid Rage" Steiner of the WWE found out.
"I just assumed that seeing as these were a little cheaper than my usual brand, they wouldn't work so well. I was wrong. Horribly, HORRIBLY wrong," claims Steiner, "I just thought it was gas escaping. My doctor later said that the embryos had mixed with my DNA and I actually have Mr. T GROWING IN MY MUSCLES. Luckily my photographer pointed this out to me. Not that I mind, I'm just not sure where I'm going to get over 50 lbs of gold for my arms. Another problem is the little Mr. Ts have started to think for themselves... I'm afraid. Afraid they'll start a revolution, I'll tell someone, and everything will appear normal. Then I'll wake up and find Vince McMahon impaled on a weather-vane, not remembering anything about the previous night. It's happened before."
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