JOB: Musician with popular mosh band Slipknot
DESCRIPTION: Here's a rarity - we have been sent a prototype picture of the next Slipknot album cover, but it was scrapped, so we got hold of it.
"It wasn't that we didn't like Mr T as number 9," said number 6 Shawn Crahan, "but he wouldn't buy a mask, he just used some facepaint he got from the A-Team set. He wouldn't let us give him a nickname, like (sic) or something, or he would just flip, and pity any fool who came within a metre of us. He even asked us to change the name of the band to Slipknot-T, and we almost went through with it, as you can see. But the crowd reaction to him was terrible. He was heckled mercilessly at one of our live shows, because he can't really play an instrument. He would just sit on top of Joey's drumkit and say "you ain't givin' me none of dat goat-lovin' jibba jabba". We even asked him to vomit, which is pretty normal for us, but he wouldn't, in case he dribbled on his gold. He had to go."
Someone on E-Bay has now offered $92,000 for the only copy of the only song Mr T wrote under the Slipknot-T label, "I Pity the (sic)ness".
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