JOB: Feature of cult-status (we wish) website, Mr. T Sightings
DESCRIPTION: It seems we're more popular than we thought - it seems that Microsoft's computers now come with Mr. T Sightings as standard.
"You see, Microsoft Windows XXP, the latest in our line of money-grabbing software stunts," says Bill Gates at a conference "is the pinacle of high-speed software. It has the following websites built into it as standard:
FandtFF
CNN
BBC news 24
MovieMistakes.com
Mr. T Sightings
Helluva Tough Guy
Mini Man 2003
X-Entertainment.com
Fumes Bones Rust
And to a lesser extent, Microsoft's website."
As he spoke, the new computers were switched on, and in a moment that will likely never be seen again, the computers were so disgusted with the software inside them they actually grew arms and pulled the plug at the wall, resulting in that annoying blue-screen-with-a-yellow-bar thing.
Still, good news for us.
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