JOB: Subject of furious protesting
DESCRIPTION: Mr. T has been the cause of many things - a rise in mohawk-style hairdos, a decline in small children taking drugs, and George Peppard having to change his name by deed poll. But here's a first - Mr. T is the first ever subject of a new condition - SPONTANEOUS PROTESTING.
"It was a normal day," claims a policeman called Leonard. "Until somebody said, "Hey, remember Mr. T?". This inspired some bugger to say "Wait a minute... I DO remember Mr. T! Let's protest! THIS INSTANT!" which resulted in the above picture. Don't ask me where the signs came from... I think they carried them on the off-chance."
Tony Blair tried to appease the situation by promising Mr. T would speak out, and sent Mr. T some plane tickets. They were sent back torn in half, and had been visably pitied. Blair then dressed John Prescott in gold and put brown shoe polish on his face, which didn't fool the crowd for anything more than a week. The tabloids called it "A big greasy display of racism". Prescott was showered with boos and the odd flying leather glove.
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