JOB: President of the United States
DESCRIPTION: Election day is coming soon for all you Yanks, and make sure you make the right choice - the T choice. That's right - Mr. T could be the President before long.
"We're confident he could win," speaks spokesman Larry Edgarrs. "His 'Pitied Straight' school program is proving a big hit in the polls. Also, his idea of the average American is very modern - an unmarked van in every driveway and a chain 'round every neck."
Mr. T will offer funding to:
- Schools
- Hospitals
- Retirement homes
- UK Gold
- Vigilante crime-fighting units
- Manufacturers of gold
- People who say "I love it when a plan comes together"
Mr. T - coming to a government near you.
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