JOB: Lead singer pioneering rap metal band Linkin Park
DESCRIPTION: Mr. T sure does love his music - but now, he's moved on to rap metal, taking over as lead singer of Linkin Park.
"I'm not sure he knew what Rap Metal meant," claims emcee Mike Shinoda. "We have a theory that he thought it meant wrapping his neck in metal, or more specifically gold. Either way, it didn't make a good record."
The album, MisterTeora, reached number 1.
"Yeah, we mean it wasn't a good record artistically," retorted Shinoda. "And because we felt our artistic integrity had been comprimised, we didn't accept a penny from the record. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy Buckingham Palace and a monocle. Ta."
He then hopped into the giant top hat, passed go, and collected $200.
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