JOB: Actor in top-rated fat black comedy, The Klumps
DESCRIPTION: We all know Eddie Murphy is a fine actor - but eventually, everyone has to let go of the "less important" priorities.
"It is my sad duty to announce I'm leaving the role of the Klumps," he said in a recent press conference. "I don't have the passion anymore. It's better to burn out than to etcetera etcetera."
New in the position, Mr. T's main objective is to pity the more dim-witted Klumps and break wind in his extra-large unmarked van.
The storyline involves Mr. T filing a racial discrimination lawsuit after George Peppard moves in next door. His leather gloves are still negotiating their contracts.
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